Get vivaldirules a bone or better

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

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ah. head exploding, then ? thought as much.

[zelda_pinwheel]

vr, i felt bad that you could only enjoy teh adorableness that is kittehs here, on mr. so i got you a kitteh kit. a do-it-urself kitteh, if you will. i hope you like it.

[NatCh]

Pff. As if any surface required a cat.

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I'm guessing that they are personal bank checks on embossed paper with pictures of adorable kittens on them, if there are such things.

You can pretty much get checks printed with any fool thing you like these days.

For example: http://www.4checks.com/

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by NatCh

Pff. As if any surface required a cat.

Exactly. All surfaces require a cat, not just any ones

[NatCh]

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That ought to confuse the ad thingie -- don't want it getting too fixated on kittehs, now do we?

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by NatCh

That ought to confuse the ad thingie -- don't want it getting too fixated on kittehs, now do we?

It's still mostly telling me about PPC db stuff, and flat tums for me.

Ceilings need cats, too, btw:

[NatCh]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

It's still mostly telling me about PPC db stuff, and flat tums for me.[/IMG]

I think it may default to that when it's totally flummoxed.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Dang it! I hate it when I have to confess that some kitties might be......well......kinda cute. Sometimes. Maybe! And I'd still love to go right up to it and bark my silly head off at the thing. or maybe kiss it

Anytime that happens, just think about The Goodies documentary Kitten Kong...

[RWood]

Zelda, is that your eBookwise 1150 we see on the right side in front of the pillow in post #119? If so, does that mean that it is your cat in the photo? Your hand? Warped minds want to know.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by RWood

Zelda, is that your eBookwise 1150 we see on the right side in front of the pillow in post #119? If so, does that mean that it is your cat in the photo? Your hand? Warped minds want to know.

spéciale dédicace for all the warped minds :
eb1150 : mine
hand : mine
cat : sadly, not mine (i wanted to keep her, but my cousin's wife said she wouldn't give her to me. i told her she was being very selfish, and she just replied "i know.").

however, i do also get trapped under the kitteh in the comfort of my own home, by my own cat. behold :

[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by NatCh

Well, I think we're all likely to agree that killing can be done in a slow, painful, lingering way which would obviously qualify as "inhumane."

From that context, anything that's painless or at least quick could be considered at least relatively humane.

The very few things I've had to kill, I've tried to be quick about it ... except of course for the spawn of demons known as roaches. Actually ... I s'pose I'm quick with them too, but it's only 'case the faster they're dead the better, not out of any sense of sympathy for the vile things.

Yeah, and having been trapped in an avalanche, I can attest to the fact that being frozen and suffocated at the same time is (1) painful, and (2) not as quick as one might hope.

I lasted for the better part of an hour, so they were able to dig me out, however, the freezing part was not my idea of a great way to go. The running out of air part was a little less painful, but not a lot. I think I would have rather not been conscious. So, my sympathies are going to be with the frog in the freezer in this case.

[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

heeheehee !!!

and now, teh Adorable Kitteh, or How I Got Trapped Under teh Kitteh (repeatedly) in Toronto :

LOVE THAT KITTEH!!!

[vivaldirules]

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Stop it with the cute kittehs, willya? They're heathens, you know. Let's see some bacon, huh?

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

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Stop it with the cute kittehs, willya? They're heathens, you know. Let's see some bacon, huh?

no no, you're thinking of miyatake's children. (and probably all children, in fact). they are heathens. cats are actually very refined, sometimes. just a slight confusion.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Yeah, and having been trapped in an avalanche, I can attest to the fact that being frozen and suffocated at the same time is (1) painful, and (2) not as quick as one might hope.

I lasted for the better part of an hour, so they were able to dig me out, however, the freezing part was not my idea of a great way to go. The running out of air part was a little less painful, but not a lot. I think I would have rather not been conscious. So, my sympathies are going to be with the frog in the freezer in this case.

ricky, to be faire, first of all cane toads are cold-blooded, so cold temperatures like that will actually send them into a coma (like hibernation in the winter). it's not comparable to your experience at all. second, the problem is rather more complex than it may seem at first glance, since the extremely venomous cane toads are actually a dangerous pest whose exponential population growth is causing havoc in australia's ecosystem (where they are not indigenous ; they were introduced there from south america by some misguided idiots playing god, as is often the case). see here and here for example.

i do not at all intend to prolong this discussion by this post, quite the contrary, i'm hoping to quell some apparent misunderstandings and put the subject to rest permanently. if anyone does want to talk more about cane toads, etc., PLEASE OPEN ANOTHER THREAD so that i can avoid it. thanks.

now let's go back to talking about adorable kittehs, which is a much more pleasant subject.