Silliness Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic) - Page 2

montsnmags · 10-13-2008, 01:38 AM

"This honey month
I'm telling you don't
go turning your radio on,
And this honey month,
with the wine on your breath,
and singing the same stolen song,
I want you to know,
I want you to know,
What you don't want to know."

Dylrob · 10-13-2008, 02:15 AM

Sparrow · 10-13-2008, 02:15 AM

When I was a child, our neighbour gave us a

pie she'd baked.

We didn't like it

and threw it in the bin.

Slite · 10-13-2008, 02:22 AM

Did you see the size of that chicken?

vivaldirules · 10-13-2008, 05:47 AM

What doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

Slite · 10-13-2008, 05:48 AM

Oh wait, I forgot to put my shoes back on

montsnmags · 10-13-2008, 06:49 AM

autoeschatology - the study in detail of your own apocalyptic end.

I believe my end falls in the midst of an unfortunate collision between a migrating Oortwhale Hive and Cthulhu's moped, somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. Cthulhu didn't use his indicator. I am on the same Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Motorway at the time, driving my modified Ford Prefect well within the unlimited speed limit since I'm just running it in, and get caught up in the carnage, mangled to mush in the mudguard of Cthulhu's front wheel.

'Course, I could be wrong - there are many variables. It'll probably be cancer.

Sparrow · 10-13-2008, 07:16 AM

The boys are on the wagon, the girls are on the shelf; their common problem is that they're not someone else. The dirt blows out, the dust blows in, you can't keep it neat. It's a fully furnished dustbin, 16 Beasley Street.

Slite · 10-13-2008, 07:36 AM

LOVE, LIFE, AND DEATH.
THE SHARK ENDURES LIKE A OLD WIND.
ALL MOONS LOVE ROUGH, WARM WHALES.
PIRATES DIE!

Generated by Poem Generator

radioflyertoo · 10-13-2008, 07:56 AM

My mobius strip broke so I had to cook short ribs for dinner.

BookishDreamer · 10-13-2008, 09:29 AM

"Seriousness is never becoming...and it is vastly unbecoming in the presence of ladies."
~ Sir Percy Blakeney, "The Elusive Pimpernel" by Baroness Emmuska Orczy

VillageReader · 10-13-2008, 09:52 AM

Today's Google quote of the day:

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
- Mark Twain

pshrynk · 10-13-2008, 09:58 AM

Great! Now I have to try to get this one on topic while trying to get the corrupt a wish thread off topic! There's not eonugh time in the oh look! Shiney!

Slite · 10-13-2008, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Great! Now I have to try to get this one on topic while trying to get the corrupt a wish thread off topic! There's not eonugh time in the oh look! Shiney!

Ohhh. A.D.D!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 10-13-2008, 10:02 AM

Hurrah! Diesel and petrol prices are down a bit (£117.9 and £108.9 per litre respectively). I shall celebrate with a square of some gorgeous single estate plain chocolate.

10-13-2008, 02:15 AM	#17
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 6,006 Karma: 7839996 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Device: Apple iPad (1st Gen) & iPod Touch (4th Gen)	__________________ My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." "No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."

10-13-2008, 02:22 AM	#19
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,835 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bålsta, Sweden Device: BeBook x 2 (Hanlin V3 rebrand), Samsung Omnia	Did you see the size of that chicken? __________________ Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich. Minister of The Large Dogs Of Infinite Peace And Absurdity.

10-13-2008, 05:48 AM	#21
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,835 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bålsta, Sweden Device: BeBook x 2 (Hanlin V3 rebrand), Samsung Omnia	Oh wait, I forgot to put my shoes back on __________________ Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich. Minister of The Large Dogs Of Infinite Peace And Absurdity.

10-13-2008, 07:36 AM	#24
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,835 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bålsta, Sweden Device: BeBook x 2 (Hanlin V3 rebrand), Samsung Omnia	LOVE, LIFE, AND DEATH. THE SHARK ENDURES LIKE A OLD WIND. ALL MOONS LOVE ROUGH, WARM WHALES. PIRATES DIE! Generated by Poem Generator __________________ Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich. Minister of The Large Dogs Of Infinite Peace And Absurdity.

10-13-2008, 07:56 AM	#25
radioflyertoo Hog Rider Posts: 266 Karma: 1581 Join Date: May 2008 Location: eastern PA. Device: HTC 7501	My mobius strip broke so I had to cook short ribs for dinner. __________________ Bob Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein. Time Flies Like an arrow, fruit flies like banana - Groucho Marx

10-13-2008, 01:38 AM	#16
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,133 Karma: 4245657 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: Kindle	"This honey month I'm telling you don't go turning your radio on, And this honey month, with the wine on your breath, and singing the same stolen song, I want you to know, I want you to know, What you don't want to know."

10-13-2008, 02:15 AM	#18
Sparrow Wizard Posts: 4,400 Karma: 1358102 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UK Device: Palm TX, CyBook Gen3	When I was a child, our neighbour gave us a pie she'd baked. We didn't like it and threw it in the bin.

10-13-2008, 05:47 AM	#20
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 9,843 Karma: 12304195 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	What doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

10-13-2008, 06:49 AM	#22
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,133 Karma: 4245657 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: Kindle	autoeschatology - the study in detail of your own apocalyptic end. I believe my end falls in the midst of an unfortunate collision between a migrating Oortwhale Hive and Cthulhu's moped, somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. Cthulhu didn't use his indicator. I am on the same Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Motorway at the time, driving my modified Ford Prefect well within the unlimited speed limit since I'm just running it in, and get caught up in the carnage, mangled to mush in the mudguard of Cthulhu's front wheel. 'Course, I could be wrong - there are many variables. It'll probably be cancer.

10-13-2008, 07:16 AM	#23
Sparrow Wizard Posts: 4,400 Karma: 1358102 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UK Device: Palm TX, CyBook Gen3	The boys are on the wagon, the girls are on the shelf; their common problem is that they're not someone else. The dirt blows out, the dust blows in, you can't keep it neat. It's a fully furnished dustbin, 16 Beasley Street.

10-13-2008, 09:29 AM	#26
BookishDreamer Cultural Artist Posts: 1,127 Karma: 11995 Join Date: May 2008 Location: Georgia Device: Sony 505, Kindle 2	"Seriousness is never becoming...and it is vastly unbecoming in the presence of ladies." ~ Sir Percy Blakeney, "The Elusive Pimpernel" by Baroness Emmuska Orczy

10-13-2008, 09:52 AM	#27
VillageReader Evangelist Posts: 430 Karma: 2718 Join Date: May 2006 Device: Iliad	Today's Google quote of the day: By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

10-13-2008, 09:58 AM	#28
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,721 Karma: 5533402 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Great! Now I have to try to get this one on topic while trying to get the corrupt a wish thread off topic! There's not eonugh time in the oh look! Shiney! __________________ Embrace your inner weird.

10-13-2008, 10:02 AM	#30
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,882 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Hurrah! Diesel and petrol prices are down a bit (£117.9 and £108.9 per litre respectively). I shall celebrate with a square of some gorgeous single estate plain chocolate. __________________ Am --- So long, and thanks for all the fish

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