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Old 10-19-2008, 05:45 PM   #136
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Old 10-19-2008, 06:46 PM   #137
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Old 10-19-2008, 10:52 PM   #139
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Be on the lookout for a really cool sci-fi keyfob to go with my Kingmax tiny USB key. The little holder that looks like South Park's Kenny is really lame.
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Old 10-19-2008, 10:56 PM   #140
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Be on the lookout for a really cool sci-fi keyfob to go with my Kingmax tiny USB key. The little holder that looks like South Park's Kenny is really lame.
NatCh and I both have key chain fobs that blink our names out with solar power. That's pretty cool ....
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Old 10-19-2008, 11:06 PM   #141
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:29 AM   #142
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They shoot horses (and armadillos too)
Nobody shoots the armadillo!!! NOBODY!!

Did you guys know that my entire yard is currently being torn up by a horde of armadillos?? Betcha didn't know that. Did ya??

You'd think they'd give their primary spokesperson a little bit of a courtesy lawn bypass ... but noooooooo.
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:36 AM   #143
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Nobody shoots the armadillo!!! NOBODY!!

Did you guys know that my entire yard is currently being torn up by a horde of armadillos?? Betcha didn't know that. Did ya??

You'd think they'd give their primary spokesperson a little bit of a courtesy lawn bypass ... but noooooooo.
Never mind, RM, the cats got yer back! Just roll up in a little ball and I'll scratch their eyes out!
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Old 10-20-2008, 07:36 AM   #144
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Most dangerous Chocolate Cake Recipe

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
> 1 Coffee Mug
> 4 Tablespoons Flour (that's plain flour, not self-rising flour)
> 4 Tablespoons Sugar
> 2 Tablespoons baking Cocoa
> 1 Egg
> 3 Tablespoons Milk
> 3 Tablespoons Oil
> Small splash of Vanilla
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> 3 Tablespoons Chocolate Chips (optional)
> Some Nuts (optional)
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> Add dry ingredients to mug and mix well.
> Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
> Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
> Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla and mix again.
> Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes on high.
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> The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed !!!
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> Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
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> EAT !!! (this can serve 2 if you want to share !!! )
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> And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
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> Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from Chocolate Cake
> at any time of the day or night !!!
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Old 10-20-2008, 07:56 AM   #145
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> Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from Chocolate Cake
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Old 10-20-2008, 08:14 AM   #146
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"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in. He explained. As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Thus breaking his nose."
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:39 AM   #147
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:49 AM   #148
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As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough.
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:00 AM   #149
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:52 AM   #150
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