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Old 12-23-2012, 08:59 AM   #1081
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Granted. You die alone, after enduring a lonely, forgotten, no-one-cared-about-you existence and your corpse is never found. It is like you never existed.

I wish I had a cookie.
Corruption clearly failed. (as even the corpse is lost there are no following burial costs)

Your cookie is granted. You find a 7 years old loose cookie in the corner of your cupboard.
It's a dog cookie.

I wish the radio stations 'd stop playing "Last Christmas" every season ad nauseam.
There's a frequency beyond pain level...
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Old 12-23-2012, 11:33 AM   #1082
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I wish the radio stations 'd stop playing "Last Christmas" every season ad nauseam.
There's a frequency beyond pain level...
Granted; but you've got to listen to Christmas teasers from the Moderation Team.


I wish I was retired.
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Old 12-23-2012, 04:04 PM   #1083
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Granted; but you've got to listen to Christmas teasers from the Moderation Team.


I wish I was retired.
Granted... the rubber factory glues a new tread to your old worn out tires.

I wish this thread would stop!

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Old 12-23-2012, 04:42 PM   #1084
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Granted. This thread now obeys most traffic laws. Except the speed limit.


I wish we could all just get along.
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Old 12-23-2012, 05:43 PM   #1085
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@ Tom I'm immune to teasers (and gambling)
Granted.
Everybody gets along with the rest being absolutely uninterested in other people. Extinction in one generation follows.
I wish I'd sleep now...

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Old 12-25-2012, 10:37 PM   #1086
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Granted. You fell asleep exactly when you posted, and only woke up just this minute. Missing Christmas entirely!

I wish I could travel anywhere in the world instantaneously.
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:04 AM   #1087
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Granted, but that world is Saturn and the weather is really lousy this time of year.

I wish I had a valet like Jeeves.
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Old 12-27-2012, 09:09 AM   #1088
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Granted, but that world is Saturn and the weather is really lousy this time of year.

I wish I had a valet like Jeeves.
Granted. You had a valet like Jeeves. But he left after the incident with the duchess, the duck and the cracker. And he's not given you a good review at the gentleman's gentleman society.

I wish I knew what happens next.
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:18 AM   #1089
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Granted. You had a valet like Jeeves. But he left after the incident with the duchess, the duck and the cracker. And he's not given you a good review at the gentleman's gentleman society.

I wish I knew what happens next.
Granted... the Mayan's leave you information on EXACTLY when the world will end.

I wish I had 1 billion US dollars in my brokerage account.
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:39 AM   #1090
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Granted. But the Gouvernment charges you 100% in tax (I hope this doesn't get too political)

I wish I could take over the World

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Old 12-27-2012, 02:04 PM   #1091
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Granted. But the Gouvernment charges you 100% in tax (I hope this doesn't get too political)

I wish I could take over the World
Granted you now run the world... but to show you are a kind gentle leader you refunded Bob's 1 billion dollar tax payment!

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Old 01-01-2013, 12:16 PM   #1092
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Granted. But the Gouvernment charges you 100% in tax (I hope this doesn't get too political)

I wish I could take over the World
Granted. You take over the world. Then you discover that the Mayas were right and the world comes to an end.

I wish the Chicago Cubs win the 2013 World Series of baseball.
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Old 01-01-2013, 02:52 PM   #1093
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Granted. You take over the world. Then you discover that the Mayas were right and the world comes to an end.

I wish the Chicago Cubs win the 2013 World Series of baseball.
Granted. However, all the players gets funny nicknames so nobody understands a thing, complete chaos rules and they lose big time next year and for all eternity



I wish we all could live together in peace - and that wish (unfortunately) doesn't need active corruption. Its corruption is self-fulfilling
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Old 01-02-2013, 06:20 PM   #1094
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Granted. The unnecessary corruption begins to break down the fabric of reality. As a result everyone you ever loved ceases to exist.

I wish for a functional star ship so that I may travel anywhere in the universe.
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I wish for a chicken dinner.
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