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Old 09-01-2008, 09:38 PM   #121
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Cthulhu will come when called, but nobody in his right (or left) mind would be foolish enough to call.....
Oy! Cthuhlu! Come over 'ere! Ralph Sir Edward said you're a big sissy and that you drink white lambrusco from a sherry glass with your littly pinky finger sticking out while watching Touched By An Angel from your mauve chaise lounge.

'S true. I heard him say it. Honest.

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Old 09-01-2008, 11:35 PM   #122
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Ahem.


My number is unlisted. After that Lovecraft fellow, had way too many prank callers, not to mention those blasted Jemimah's witnesses. At least they taste good with enough syrup. But those mormons, with the ties and clipboards? Way too bitter, even with honey & the milk of Shub-Niggurath.

Oh.

And Ralphie?
You're next.

**insert maniacal cackle here**
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:05 AM   #123
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Old 09-02-2008, 05:01 AM   #124
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It's hard to do when we're talking universalities here.....
I invoke Russell's Paradox......
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:00 AM   #125
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Ahem.


My number is unlisted. After that Lovecraft fellow, had way too many prank callers, not to mention those blasted Jemimah's witnesses. At least they taste good with enough syrup. But those mormons, with the ties and clipboards? Way too bitter, even with honey & the milk of Shub-Niggurath.

Oh.

And Ralphie?
You're next.

**insert maniacal cackle here**

How about letting Steve Jordan do the blow-by-blow?
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Old 09-02-2008, 10:01 AM   #126
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How about letting Steve Jordan do the blow-by-blow?
Um... I'd much rather talk about Animaniacs and Cowboy Bebop, thanks. You boys take your fightin' outside.
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Old 09-02-2008, 11:04 AM   #127
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:14 PM   #128
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:04 PM   #129
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I invoke Russell's Paradox......
Was it hard to find two doctors named "Russell?"
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:13 PM   #130
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Was it hard to find two doctors named "Russell?"
and STILL no groaning smiley. *sigh*
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:29 PM   #131
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:00 PM   #132
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Kitty Marc AND that hideous tentacled thing are both huggably adorable.
And Cthulhu is kind of cool, too!
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Old 09-02-2008, 05:03 PM   #135
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Yah, I know... I just couldn't let a straight line like that get past. It's like maintaining a good running gag... I just gotta. It's in my nature.



Thinking of cartoons (way, way above) reminds me of the Muppets... they did some great running gags!
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