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Old 08-18-2008, 12:22 PM   #16
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I think ads get placed based on key words in the thread.
Part of the markup for pages on the site include a javascript program from googlesyndication. The script reads the contents of the page and runs it through the Google Adwords "database", which returns advertisements which are part of the final markup the user sees.

Advertisers bid on keywords, and the highest bidder for a particular word or phrase gets their ad served up proportionately more than other bidders. Google shares an undisclosed percentage of the revenue with sites that host Goolge Ads. Yes, then, it's our own words which are driving the advertisements.

Beer, Beer, Girls in bikinis, Girls girls, beer. Lingerie models. beer.

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Old 08-18-2008, 12:25 PM   #17
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Part of the markup for pages on the site include a javascript program from googlesyndication. The script reads the contents of the page and runs it through the Google Adwords "database", which returns advertisements which are part of the final markup the user sees.

Advertisers bid on keywords, and the highest bidder for a particular word or phrase gets their ad served up proportionately more than other bidders. Google shares an undisclosed percentage of the revenue with sites hosted Goolge Ads. Yes, then, it's our own words which are driving the advertisements.

Beer, Beer, Girls in bikinis, Girls girls, beer. Lingerie models. beer.
it might take more than that to outweigh the "geeky boys" statistics though. then again probably the two demographics are not mutually exclusive...
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:28 PM   #18
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You're screwing up the thread, umm, girl. Girls. Bikini. Callipygous Swimsuit Models.

I have the utmost confidence that someone, somewhere, has bid for the keyword "callipygous" and I can't wait to see the ad.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:30 PM   #19
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You're screwing up the thread, umm, girl. Girls. Bikini. Callipygous Swimsuit Models.

I have the utmost confidence that someone, somewhere, has bid for the keyword "callipygous" and I can't wait to see the ad.
i bet you can't.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:31 PM   #20
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Ah well; let's try and make Taylor happy: Girls. Bikini. Callipygous Swimsuit Models.
(This probably means that there'll be yet another ad from a matrimonial agency with Russian ladies.)
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:32 PM   #21
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Sometimes I read the forums without logging in. I see adds for iRex, Cybook, and other products to buy...

I also get an occasional advert for Scientology: get the Facts!.....So what is up with that?

I figure this sight stays away from most Political/Religious/Meditative.... stances..

Maybe I am wrong..


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P.S. Is one of the Gurus of MobileRead a Chistian Scientologist?

Oh, goody ... no one noticed the small error .... so I get to be completely anal retentive and point it out:

Christian Science and Scientology are different things. No such thing as "Christian Scientology."

In fact, I'm certain that Scientology doesn't have anything to do with Christianity. As I recall it's got to do with aliens from outer space who "seeded" us ... and like that there.

Now, don't you all wish I hadn't bothered to point this out???
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:33 PM   #22
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:33 PM   #23
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Now the banner ad is advertising banner ads.

Callipygous llamas.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:35 PM   #24
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No No! Don't pollute the Callimammapygian Swimsuit Model thread with those... other... terms. Beer. Girls drinking beer. Pimped out lama-riding redheaded girls in leotards.
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Callipygous llamas.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:36 PM   #26
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No No! Don't pollute the Callimammapygian Swimsuit Model thread with those... other... terms. Beer. Girls drinking beer. Pimped out lama-riding redheaded girls in leotards.
ouch, my stomach hurts now from laughing.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:36 PM   #27
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Callipygous Llamas? That would be a camel, wouldn't? Nice humps!
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:45 PM   #29
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You obviously aren't a Fergi fan. My hump my hump my hump, my lovely lady lumps. An ode to the calliphygian Fergi.

Yes, I have teenagers.

Teenage. Girls.
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Fergi the Duchess of York ??? does she like llamas ?? :very very confused:
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