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Old 07-21-2008, 10:52 AM   #106
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How many football players (American) does it take to change a light bulb?


Twenty-two.

One to hold the light bulb and twentyone to turn the house.
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:53 AM   #107
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny.
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:59 AM   #108
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny.


how many Louis XIV* does it take to change a lightbulb ?



just one : he holds it in place, and the whole world turns around him.



*"the sun king"
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:36 PM   #109
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So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:37 PM   #110
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Another joke from another buddy:

So, two muffins are in an oven, one of them says "Whew! It's hot in here!"

The other one screams "AHH! A talking muffin!!!"
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:52 PM   #111
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So, two muffins are in an oven, one of them says "Whew! It's hot in here!"

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Old 07-21-2008, 08:06 PM   #112
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:07 PM   #113
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ooh ooh !! i know !!! should i say ?? or do you want to tell it ??
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:07 PM   #114
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You don't ... you get down off a duck!! (Or goose.)
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:08 PM   #115
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oh FINE !!!!
Sorry .... I was writing mine as you were writing yours.
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:10 PM   #117
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:17 PM   #118
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I didn't write the answer because I figured people would either know it from their childhood(*), or they'd be looking for the duck anyway.

(*) I use this term with irony. I like to think I have enough intelligence to at least pass all the usual school examinations...and yet, for some reason, even though told this joke in Kindergarten, I didn't "get" it until I was 17 years old. I would just laugh a little if ever I heard it, and think to myself, "This must be one of those "man with a stoat through his head"-type silly nonsense jokes.

Sometimes I think there's a large fracture running through my mind, and more specifically through some pretty basic, old and well-established switch-centres. Call it "the Idiot Gap".

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Old 07-21-2008, 08:19 PM   #119
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"man with a stoat through his head" ??? what ??? ooh, tell THAT joke !!!
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:20 PM   #120
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Number 1 - Roy Rogers is out hunting mountain lions with friends. The first day - nothing so they camp for the night. Next morning they wake to find that a mountain lion had entered the camp in the night and chewed up Roy's new cowboy boots. He digs out an old pair and they continue hunting. Eventually they do kill a lion. One of Roy's friends goes over to the lion and says " enter punch line here".


Now Ricky, you can do number two (no pun intended).
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