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Old 07-20-2008, 11:59 PM   #91
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:03 AM   #92
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:31 AM   #93
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Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

(Insert Collective Groan here_______)

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Old 07-21-2008, 09:39 AM   #94
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I'm lazy and tired this morning, so here are the punchlines only. Work out the jokes yourselves:

1. Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new boots?
2. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
3. If the foo shits, wear it!
4. Then Thunder says, "Holy Cow, a talking dog!"

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Old 07-21-2008, 09:44 AM   #95
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Q:How many Kuhnian constructionist philosophers of science does it take to change a light bulb?






A:You're still thinking in terms of 'incremental change'--what we really need is paradigm shift...we don't need a bulb with more attributes added on, we need ubiquitous luminescence.
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:47 AM   #96
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Do they just wait for a paradigm shift?
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:55 AM   #97
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we're talking about ideological absolutes ; pragmatism doesn't enter into it.
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:56 AM   #98
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A paradigm is 20 cents.

What's a metaphor? To keep cows in.
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:00 AM   #99
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ooh, i think i strained my groaning muscle.
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:01 AM   #100
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Surprised you still have one left after this thread!

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Old 07-21-2008, 10:29 AM   #101
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:38 AM   #102
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Doctor: Well when God took the rib from Adam to create Eve, that was the first surgery so mine is the oldest profession.

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2. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
3. If the foo shits, wear it!
4. Then Thunder says, "Holy Cow, a talking dog!"

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Well ... these two I know .... so when you are rested, tell the other two.
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