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Old 07-20-2008, 07:32 PM   #46
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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! No mushrooms. Get out."
The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy."
one groan is not enough for that joke so here is a bonus double groan :
aaaarg !! aaaarrrg !!!


madam b, your elephant joke makes me a little bit sad. i'm sure you can think of a funnier one.
edit : (i just saw your second joke) see, i knew you could.
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:32 PM   #47
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:36 PM   #49
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:43 PM   #51
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:46 PM   #52
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:50 PM   #53
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An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."


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Old 07-20-2008, 07:52 PM   #54
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This smiley is getting a work-out today!
and my groaning muscles are getting sore too. not that i'm complaining.
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:52 PM   #55
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:53 PM   #56
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:54 PM   #57
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aaaarg !!!

(see what i mean with the groaning muscles ?)
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:54 PM   #58
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