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Old 07-26-2008, 12:00 PM   #286
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he's mailing one to me. it's my birthday present. now keep quiet or you'll ruin the surprise.
Heh heh heh!
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Old 07-27-2008, 03:46 AM   #287
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pshrynk, your new avatar - are you mailing pandas out to people?
It's the new iPanda Air. It fits inside a manila envelope...a bloody big manila envelope. It has no CD/DVD drive, but it has an excellent anti-theft security system (if anyone tries to steal it, it rips their arms off).

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Old 07-27-2008, 07:09 AM   #288
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Both legs are the same as the other.
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No, I tested it with a spirit level and it's perfectly level; not slainted at all!

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That's the spirit!

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It's the new iPanda Air. It fits inside a manila envelope...a bloody big manila envelope. It has no CD/DVD drive, but it has an excellent anti-theft security system (if anyone tries to steal it, it rips their arms off).

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this has been a message from the emergency broadcast system.
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:09 AM   #289
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Happy birthday ZP. Please send pictures of you blowing out the candles on the panda, once you get them lit. Clean up the blood later. Pictures are of ultimate importance so we can notify next of kin.
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:29 AM   #290
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Happy birthday ZP. Please send pictures of you blowing out the candles on the panda, once you get them lit. Clean up the blood later. Pictures are of ultimate importance so we can notify next of kin.
i'll keep that in mind.
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:01 AM   #291
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Was it candles or did you simply set fire to so many pandas and then use a fire hose?
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:01 AM   #292
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set fire to pandas ??? you really don't know me at all, do you ??? *sigh.*
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:18 AM   #293
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Happy birthday ZP. Please send pictures of you blowing out the candles on the panda, once you get them lit. Clean up the blood later. Pictures are of ultimate importance so we can notify next of kin.
I whole heartily Concur Happy Birthday Zee, I mailed you a chocolate Panda Cake but it got hung up in customs something about trying to acutelate the Inspectors??? Oh and Don't put your lips anywhere near a Panda especially a burning one!!

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Old 07-27-2008, 09:35 AM   #294
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Yeah, we've got nearly two months to plan Queen Zee's birthday bash. I imagine Marc will be selected as the caterer. He'll have to come up with a bigger kick back than the one he offered, though. While I'm certain that "I'll try to keep the gibbon down to just three bloody deaths," is a big concession, we were looking for something a bit more... spendable.
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:21 AM   #295
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Yeah, we've got nearly two months to plan Queen Zee's birthday bash. I imagine Marc will be selected as the caterer. He'll have to come up with a bigger kick back than the one he offered, though. While I'm certain that "I'll try to keep the gibbon down to just three bloody deaths," is a big concession, we were looking for something a bit more... spendable.
He will also have to up the ante rather more on the food/drink line - too...
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:28 AM   #296
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Pshrynk Congratulations?

Hey, Pshrynk? Are congratulations in order? Proud parent of a new four?

What? Mandatory "joke". Ummm. Okay.

How do you make a Yorkshireman? Take a Scotsman and squeeze all the generousity out of him.

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thought it was "take an Aberdonian and squeeze all the generosity out of him"...


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Old 07-28-2008, 09:03 AM   #298
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thought it was "take an Aberdonian and squeeze all the generosity out of him"...


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Whoa, freaky. The English half of my genetic meander through the Isles comes from Yorkshire (Leeds Peel Park area.) The Irish quarter from Northern Ireland by way of Scotland. We're related in a All-Celts-Are-Related and a Once-a-Dalesman-Always-a-Dalesman sort of way.
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Hey, Pshrynk? Are congratulations in order? Proud parent of a new four?

What? Mandatory "joke". Ummm. Okay.

How do you make a Yorkshireman? Take a Scotsman and squeeze all the generousity out of him.

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No I don't get it either; and my better half thumps me when I tell it.

Work. Work. Must get back to work.....
We are preparing your pod...

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Whoa, freaky. The English half of my genetic meander through the Isles comes from Yorkshire (Leeds Peel Park area.) The Irish quarter from Northern Ireland by way of Scotland. We're related in a All-Celts-Are-Related and a Once-a-Dalesman-Always-a-Dalesman sort of way.
Oh - whoops - part of me (I forget which chromosome bit) has a link to Leeds ...
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