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Old 08-29-2008, 04:53 PM   #301
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:54 PM   #302
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Do you really think anyone in the Caribbean would run away from a hurricane named Doobie?

Maybe we should name hurricanes after things that are politically incorrect... like Hummer... Nazi... Cripple... The Wayans Brothers In Drag... (no, scratch the last one... the hurricane will have you blown to another state before you finish saying it...)

Mandatory Evacuation! Hurricane Silent-but-Deadly is blowing in from the south!

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Old 08-29-2008, 05:10 PM   #303
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:14 PM   #304
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Here's a scary one:

Hurricane In-Laws Houseguests - They blow into town and hang around dampening everyone's moods and couches
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:20 PM   #305
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"Welcome to Hurricane Central here on the Weather Channel. Dr. Lyons is in the command center carefully watching Tropical Storm Parking Ticket. Dr. Lyons, what are the chances that this storm will grow into a full-blown Mist Demeanor?"
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:27 PM   #306
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"Welcome to Hurricane Central here on the Weather Channel. Dr. Lyons is in the command center carefully watching Tropical Storm Parking Ticket. Dr. Lyons, what are the chances that this storm will grow into a full-blown Mist Demeanor?"
(I'm laughing too hard to type - almost!)

Well VR, it might just do that. If you will watch the Cone of Concern storm path projection, you will see that it is following the route that Hurricane Felonious Larceny followed in 'aught 3. (Storm chasers use colorful old timey language) Now over to our man in the rain, Mr. Stormy Waters.

Aside: Did I tell you that I grew up a storm chaser? Actually, my uncle, the meteorologist, and my dad were the chasers. They would throw us kids in the back of the pickup and take off chasing twisters. Caught a few too, which is something that most kids can't say they've done! We don't need no steeennnnkkeeeng helmets, it was the '60's! I've looked at the stars thru he eye of the tornado, which is really rare, since most tornadoes don't have eyes. Just ears and noses.

Now back to your weather forecast....
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Old 09-04-2008, 05:05 PM   #307
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Heeeyyyyy... Que pasa! This is Hal Sleet, with your local weather forecast. It's 60 degrees at the airport... which is stupid, 'cause I don't know anyone who lives at the airport. Downtown's much hotter. (Downtown's on fire, man...) Today's weather will be dominated by a Canadian low... which is not to be confused with a Mexican high. Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued mostly dark tonight... with widely-scattered light in the morning.

Well, that's the report. I'm Hal Sleet, and remember: If you don't like the weather... move.
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