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Old 06-11-2008, 08:55 AM   #1
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Good morning. I would like to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for the President of the United States in 2004. I believe that the time is now to change history in a meaningful way.

Therefore, using the time travel technology developed by Marc, I am running on the Montsnmags Party ticket to take back the White House.

I believe, that by having studied both History and Dr Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations, we can overcome the lessons of the past and run a much dirtier and therefore more effective campaign than either of those "major" party candidates dis. We will/have/hlogup win.

Thank you. My website is open for contributions.

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Old 06-11-2008, 09:10 AM   #2
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i will have voted for you of course using the parallel universe ballot (in which i vote in the United States elections). i will also have told all my friends and campaigned among all my acquaintances. i will even have worn a button, if you so desired, which is a significant thing since usually campaign buttons were not encompassed by my sense of what is aesthetic and stylie.
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:42 AM   #3
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Congratulations and condolences on what may or may not be your acceptance and/or consession speech. I'm looking forward/backward to another four more/less/random years of the same or something new.

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Old 06-11-2008, 10:07 AM   #4
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I hereby pledge 1,000,000 confederate dollars towards your campaign.
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Old 06-11-2008, 10:12 AM   #5
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Your candidacy was will been such a good thing that I want to support it too.
So I want to follow Sir Edwards lead and offer to spend the current US$ value of 500000 Ostmark.

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Old 06-11-2008, 10:24 AM   #6
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I hereby pledge 1,000,000 confederate dollars towards your campaign.
I, on the other hand, hereby pledge 1 billion Zimbabwean dollars to your fine upstanding cause.
May I take this opportunity to thank you, on behalf of the dis-united world, that you took this onerous task on. I once saw a photograph of the incumbents in the White House and, am sure, that I glimpsed you on the podium for a very wee flash of fore-time.
May I also thank you in advance of the past, that the world seemed, momentarily a much better place with you at the helm of the great ship "US" (bless all who sail away in her to better times, past, future or even the present, may it last more than a fraction of a fraction of a minute moment in fragmentary time).
May I also, on behalf of the known universe, thank you for the pledges you made when your acceptance speech was unveiled that far gone to come occasion that when you reached the conclusion we decided there were far better ways of putting your main facts down that would not worry those far distant planetary settlements that decided to look the other way at that time...

Who's the running mate, again?
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Old 06-11-2008, 10:29 AM   #7
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Good morning. I would like to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for the President of the United States in 2004. I believe that the time is now to change history in a meaningful way.

Therefore, using the time travel technology developed by Marc, I am running on the Montnmags Party ticket to take back the White House.

I believe, that by having studied both History and Dr Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations, we can overcome the lessons of the past and run a much dirtier and therefore more effective campaign than either of those "major" party candidates dis. We will/have/hlogup win.

Thank you. My website is open for contributions.
Can't you run in 2000?? That way the whole ugly Bush thingie would never have happened.
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Old 06-11-2008, 10:31 AM   #8
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Can't you run in 2000?? That way the whole ugly Bush thingie would never have happened.
Paradox Alert!

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Old 06-11-2008, 10:39 AM   #9
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Can't you run in 2000?? That way the whole ugly Bush thingie would never have happened.
I believe that, since I am doing a retrochronic campaign, that I should get my reelection out of the way before going for my first term.

I am currently vetting VP candidates, qualifications being mostly what he she it can do for me personally.

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Old 06-11-2008, 10:44 AM   #10
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I believe that, since I am doing a retrochronic campaign, that I should get my reelection out of the way before going for my first term.
Sounds reasonable to me!
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Old 06-11-2008, 10:44 AM   #11
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I believe that, since I am doing a retrochronic campaign, that I should get my reelection out of the way before going for my first term.

I am currently vetting VP candidates, qualifications being mostly what he she it can do for me personally.
Oh yes .... sorry Mr. President, I hadn't looked at it from that perspective. Makes perfect sense now.

Still .... in my fondest dreams Bush and Cheney are both born in an alternate universe where I do NOT live.

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Old 06-11-2008, 11:00 AM   #12
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Paradox Alert!
What? pshrynk will be pshrynk's running mate. Or is/was that a different pair of docs?
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Old 06-11-2008, 11:04 AM   #13
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What? pshrynk will be pshrynk's running mate. Or is/was that a different pair of docs?
yes, this is not only a retro-chronic campaign but will also have been a ubiquitous ticket.

pshrynk, i would also like to pledge a million old francs to you, for all you're doing to retroactively supercede "the world as we know it today". thanks. we all will have appreciated it.
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Old 06-11-2008, 11:11 AM   #14
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Talk about confusing! Did you guys read/write what the polls would have shown? The double Pshrynk ticket is/was leading/losing and all one of the Superdelegates/Underdelegates are/are not endorsing them.

(I want/am to be/was Secretary of Paradoxical TimeSpeak!)
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Old 06-11-2008, 11:12 AM   #15
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Why not?? I pledge the $250,000 dollars I lost in the tech crash ... that is if you don't mind going back and warning me to get the hell out in time.

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