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Old 05-14-2008, 08:41 AM   #1
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And today on Woot!

The Gutter Cleaning Robot

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It’s spring. Things are warming up. People are wearing less and less everywhere you go. And your mind is firmly in the gutter.

All those leaves to clean, all that wet mulch and strange molds and maybe a venomous millipede with a rifle. You don’t want to go up there. You certainly don’t want to pay a stranger. And your kid’s been at a slumber party for a week. They always know, those kids.

But never you fear, because if your gutter fits well against this template, the iRobot Looj will be there to fulfill Issac Asimov’s dream. No, it doesn’t have breasts, that was Heinlein’s dream. Pick up a book, jerkface.
Juxtaposition: robot, breasts, books, Marc's faux-ku leaves
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:50 AM   #2
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You fail to draw the obvious conclusion: one or more of those Woot writers obviously haunts this place.
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:00 AM   #4
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You fail to draw the obvious conclusion: one or more of those Woot writers obviously haunts this place.
So, drawing a conclusion at a right angle: How long have you been writing for Woot!, Yer majesty, blah blah Bruce, etc?
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:01 AM   #5
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Juxtaposition: robot, breasts, books, Marc's faux-ku leaves
I'm not leaving, with or without an expletive.

Actually, I am. I need to read and sleep. Tell Looj to bump into me at about 8am Brisbane-time, or if he won't, just get the millipede to let off a shot over my left ear...NO, no, my right.

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Marc (the one under the wet mulch with strange molds growing on him)
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:04 AM   #6
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