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Old 09-15-2013, 01:37 PM   #31
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"She came into my office..."

I think we had an entire chapter on this kind of opening, one that I've always liked. Here's a new one:


She came into my office with a Kindle Paperwhite 3g Second Edition in one hand and a Kobo Aura HD in the other hand, while held precariously between the two toes of her left foot a lone Nook Simple Touch With Glowlight resided, looking like an artifact your grandmother might own, all the while that the large big toe of her right foot tapped wantonly on the new Sony PRS T3 in a failed effort to find a non-existent light source, the momentary look of confusion on her face failing to cover her nakedness as she sat down across from my desk and said in a husky voice, “Are you Buster Preston, the private dick?”




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Old 09-15-2013, 05:01 PM   #32
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"Give me all the money you have," the man said thrusting the electric egg beater clutched in his fist into my side as he did so.

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With a sigh, the bellboy still held the silver coin between his lower tooth and the hole where his golden upper tooth was just a moment ago.


is this memorable or just cheesy?

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With a sigh, the bellboy still held the silver coin between his lower tooth and the hole where his gold upper tooth was just a moment ago.


is this memorable or just cheesy?
I don't know, but I have it on good authority that it ain't easy bein' cheesy.
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They raised the infernal tower brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick by brick...

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Old 09-16-2013, 07:18 PM   #36
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On a hot winter day in the middle of the Siberian tundra a man could be seen carrying a load of weinersnitzel from village to village in search of a buyer.

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Old 09-16-2013, 07:22 PM   #37
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They tore the infernal tower down brick by brick, because it was a travesty as a phallic symbol, a failed edifice bent over double like a man with the squats as he heaves his guts out.




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Old 09-16-2013, 07:30 PM   #38
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Here we go:


She was as lovely as a morning kissed by dew, her face effervescent and fresh like a newly-washed baby’s butt.


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Old 09-16-2013, 07:32 PM   #39
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Or this one:

She was as lovely as a morning kissed by dew, her eyes like sparkling wine as he looked into them, which compelled him to say those little endearments that meant so much to both of them as he nuzzled her ear with his fleshy man-lips and said, “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?” which caused her to swoon with rapturous joy.




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When asked where the pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked were she said,"Peter Piper picked his pickled peppers up and put them in his purple pickled peppers pickled peppers plastic bag and popped off to present his pickled peppers to Mrs. Peter Piper as a present."


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A person might sell his soul for one of Giovanni's pizzas, some claim he built the oven using bricks from the infernal tower they tore down last year.

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She came into my office, spat on the floor, mumbled something like a curse, and left.

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This isn't a first sentence, well, I suppose it is, but it wasn't meant to be, I wanted it to be the second sentence but when I started typing there was nothing else there.

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She came into my office stacked like a stack of pancakes, only not at all wobbly, and without a hint of maple syrup.

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