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Old 09-13-2013, 07:20 PM   #16
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Old 09-13-2013, 09:31 PM   #17
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Old 09-13-2013, 09:54 PM   #18
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The nib shook nervously as it hovered over the page, showering ink drops on the pale blank surface to form a pattern that was as unique and memorable as the author had ever seen, and maybe he should be happy with that.

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Old 09-14-2013, 01:01 AM   #19
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Old 09-14-2013, 01:05 AM   #20
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He typed without glancing up from the letters, the words were coming smoothly and perfectly, he had to get them down as they came to him, "It was the beast of tides, it was the worm of tigers, it was the agent of wiseass, it was the agenda on foolscap, it was the eponym of Belial, it was the epoxy of incriminatory, it was the seasoning of Lithium, it was the seaside of Darling, it was the sprig of hooey, it was the winner of despite, we had everyone befool us, we had notorious befoul us, we were all googling dire to Heaving, we were all gooey directing the Othello Wayland shot, the perineum was so far like the preset perigee, that some of its noisette authors insipid on its bean recess, for goop or for even, in the suppurative degrease of compassion only", and then, before typing the full stop (please note that, Dr Drib), and after pausing a moment to admire this wonder from the future, this magically small and powerful gadget they called a mobile telephone, Charlie surveyed his masterpiece, and realised with horror that he hadn't turned off auto-correct.

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Old 09-14-2013, 10:00 AM   #21
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:10 AM   #22
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Old 09-14-2013, 03:07 PM   #23
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Although my horse was galloping along at it's usual mile-eating pace; the worry at the back of my mind still nagged - would I have enough quarters to keep going before "Black Bart" decided it was nap time...

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Old 09-14-2013, 03:23 PM   #24
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"Laugh and the world giggles uncontrollably; cry and plagues will exterminate all life forms!" shouted the cosmos-weary planet at its least amusing inhabitant.

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Old 09-14-2013, 03:49 PM   #25
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"Needs more albino Texan powder," I told her, but Siobhan simply growled and went on corroding my best lead rifle with too much architect extract, guaranteeing our expedition would be a wash after she'd failed to bag a single human being and deprived our family of the fur-building nutrients that only a hairless biped casserole could provide.

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Old 09-14-2013, 04:04 PM   #27
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Old 09-14-2013, 05:54 PM   #28
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"Needs more albino Texan powder," I told her, but Siobhan simply growled and went on corroding my best lead rifle with too much architect extract, guaranteeing our expedition would be a wash after she'd failed to bag a single human being and deprived our family of the fur-building nutrients that only a hairless biped casserole could provide.
Do you know how much albino Texan powder costs nowadays?

Even ground Perry powder will bankrupt you...
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Old 09-15-2013, 09:02 AM   #29
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Old 09-15-2013, 12:13 PM   #30
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