|02-24-2013, 09:01 PM||#1|
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Rural NW Oregon
Device: Kindle GDX, Kindle 3, KPW, Nook HD+
The Diagram Prize
Now you know.. Your welcome..
|02-25-2013, 07:41 AM||#2|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: San Borja (Lima), Peru
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The best (and most innane and hilarious) book titles originate predominantly from Indie writers - in my opinion.
This indicates to me that Indie writers cherish the absurd in the human condition.
“How to Write the First 3 Paragraphs of YOUR Indie Novel” - by Max Waxwelp1) Always write 3 sentences of exposition; 2) now create some dialogue, preferably no more than 2 sentences; and 3) make certain the dialogue is either inane or humorous. Example:
“Bob, I did not know you wore yellow suspenders,” Sally remarked.
“Gee, Sally, those are not suspenders. I am wearing yellow underwear today,” Bob revealed.
The dialogue above will help produce at least 100 more pages of dialogue.
|02-26-2013, 12:42 AM||#3|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Device: Cybook Gen 3, Pocketbook 902, Sony 650
Then he waited, marshaling his thoughts and brooding over his still untested powers. For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next.
But he would think of something.
|02-26-2013, 10:29 AM||#4|
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
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Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop
How did I survive this long without having read this magnificent tome?
"If possible please provide picture of Mr. Chickens new home or field. Proof that you will not eat him would help too." (Craigslist)
|02-26-2013, 10:45 AM||#5|
binomial: homo legentem
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Alabama, USA
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