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![]() Okay, he says "good read in a locked room." I believe it will be "an excellent read in an unlocked room, or out on the terrace." ![]() Stop reading reviews and all your problems will be solved! ![]() Seriously, though, what a peculiar statement. I have no idea what he means by that... unless he read it in a locked room - like a padded cell? lol Last edited by NightBird; 11-21-2012 at 05:59 AM. |
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I believe it's similar to the hyperbole that one reads when encountering this kind of nonsense: "This book is so scary you won't be able to put it down," which can cause certain problems - especially to honeymooners or those with irritable bowl syndrome.
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It's annoying enough for those of us that require both hands to work (or go to work or just to make the coffee in the morning). Nothing worse than a sticky book.
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Some freebies from Evil Jester Press: The Love of the Dead by Craig Saunders. Quote:
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I love slugs so much.
Slugs can be your friends, if you'll let them. They're even useful for party fun: The next time you visit a public pool, just simply put a few slugs in the discarded underwear. Jolly mayhem will put a smile on your face. ...and party trays: Don't get me started! Thanks, NightBird. Now downloaded and temporarily housed in my aquarium. Don
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A Quick Bite of Flesh: An Anthology of Zombie Flash Fiction is free from Hazardous Press.
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Got the "Quick Bite of Flesh"!
(And I thought all I had was a mosquito bite. Foolish me!) Thanks, NightBird. Don
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No one likes to be chased by a soul-sucking demon, especially when one is out eating pizza with the family.
I'll pass on this one..... Don
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That book's link has an Amazon affiliate info attached to it. I'm noticing that some Amazon links have an affiliate with them. I think you (or another mod) will need to look at all the Amazon links in this thread and remove the affiliates.
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