|10-13-2012, 07:40 PM||#1|
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Alabama, USA
Device: HP ipac RX5915 Wife's Kindle
Bangs, John Kendrick: The Autobiography of Methuselah. V1. 13 Oct 2012
John Kendrick Bangs (May 27, 1862 – January 21, 1922) was an American author, editor and satirist.
Having recently passed into what my great-grandson Shem calls my Anecdotage, it has occurred to me that perhaps some of the recollections of a more or less extended existence upon this globular mass of dust and water that we are pleased to call the earth, may prove of interest to posterity, and I have accordingly, atthe earnest solicitation of my grandson, Noah, and his sons, Shem, Ham and Japhet, consented to put them into permanent literary form. In view of the facts that at this writing, ink and paper and pens have not as yet been invented, and that we have no capable stenographers among our village folk, and that because of my advanced years I should find great difficulty in producing my manuscript on a type-writing machine with my gouty fingers—for, of the luscious fluid of the grape have I been a ready, though never over-abundant, consumer—even if I were familiar with the keyboard of such an instrument, or, if indeed, there were any such instrument to facilitate the work—in view of these facts, I say, I have been compelled to make use of the literary methods of the Egyptians, and with hammer and chisel, to gouge out my "Few Remarks" upon such slabs of stone as I can find upon my native heath.
|Thread Tools||Search this Thread|
|Thread||Thread Starter||Forum||Replies||Last Post|
|Humor Bangs, John Kendrick: The Autobiography of Methuselah. V1. 13 Oct 2012||crutledge||ePub Books||0||10-13-2012 07:39 PM|
|Humor Bangs, John Kendrick: The Autobiography of Methuselah. V1. 13 Oct 2012||crutledge||BBeB/LRF Books||0||10-13-2012 07:38 PM|
|Fantasy Bangs, John Kendrick: Andiron Tales. V1. 12 Oct 2012||crutledge||Kindle Books||0||10-12-2012 06:10 PM|
|Fantasy Bangs, John Kendrick: Andiron Tales. V1. 12 Oct 2012||crutledge||ePub Books||0||10-12-2012 06:08 PM|
|Fantasy Bangs, John Kendrick: Andiron Tales. V1. 12 Oct 2012||crutledge||BBeB/LRF Books||0||10-12-2012 06:06 PM|