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Old 11-28-2012, 08:17 AM   #1
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What is the funniest line that you have seen in any movie?
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:32 PM   #2
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What is the funniest line that you have seen in any movie?
Off the top of my head a few of the funniest lines I have ever heard are:

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"What makes you think she's a witch?" "Well, she turned me into a newt." "A newt?" "I got better."
Monty Python & the Holy Grail.
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"You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole."
The Big Lebowski
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:40 PM   #3
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Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Airplane!
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:58 PM   #4
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I'm going blank, got a few very good lines but I simply can't remember them off the top of my head
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Old 11-28-2012, 05:42 PM   #5
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For funny quotes, I loved the two Addams family movies (the ones with Raul Julia as Gomez and Anjelica Huston as Morticia).

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[after burying two people]
Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?

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[The new babysitter arrives]
Debbie: Hi! Hi. I'm Debbie Jellinsky from the agency.
Morticia: The agency? But they claimed no one else was available. They suggested a Doberman.

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Morticia: Wednesday's at that age when a young girl has only one thing on her mind.
Ellen Buckman: Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.

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Ron Buckman: Our Amanda's skipped two grades already. How about your boy?
Gomez: Probation!
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Okay, then. Wednesday turns up at a Halloween party wearing, apparently, her normal clothes, and gets asked what she's come as.

"I'm a serial killer. They look just like everybody else."
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I love that movie Airplane:

Air trafic controller supervisor: He's going to crash!
Air traffic controller: Just like Gerald Ford.

Air Traffic Controller supervisor: I want all the lights we can spare on that runway
Dump Truck pulls up to the runway and dumps a load of house hold lamps on the runway.

Air Traffic control supervisor: Johnny how about a cup of coffee!
Johnny: No, thanks.
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