|12-28-2007, 10:55 PM||#1|
Sir Penguin of Edinburgh
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: DC Metro area
Device: Shake a stick plus 1
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
|12-29-2007, 12:52 AM||#2|
Join Date: Oct 2007
Device: iPad Air, Kobo H2O
or should I be crying? Wait, I am doing both.
Last edited by tdanzie; 12-29-2007 at 12:55 AM. Reason: to add second line.
|12-29-2007, 01:11 AM||#3|
Manic Do Fuse
Join Date: Oct 2006
Device: Sony 500, 505, 350, Kindle 3, DXG, nook, Irex DR800SG, iPad
Homer Simpson's reaction to the terrible news.
|12-29-2007, 05:17 AM||#4|
Join Date: Nov 2006
Device: Kindle Voyage, iPad Mini, iPhone 6, MS Surface Pro, N7
What on EARTH is this thread on about???
|12-29-2007, 02:46 PM||#6|
Electronic Education Buff
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Device: Bookeen Cybook Gen3, iRex DR1000s, Sony Reader PRS 650
This much punnery borders on being pornographic.
As a public service in the name of good taste, I humbly submit this as a palette cleanser:
|12-29-2007, 04:24 PM||#7|
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