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Old 01-15-2012, 01:11 AM   #1
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This lady is hilarious

I was looking for a lime juicer on Amazon, and I happened to read this lady's review, and she had me laughing out loud, so I clicked on her "See all my reviews" link and you could turn these reviews into a book. Someone needs to convince her to become a MR member.

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Review by NyiNya "NyiNya"

Boy, from these reviews, people are very passionate about their lemon squeezers. This is my second Amco Enameled Aluminum Lemon Squeezer (or Lemon Thingy as it is called by those of us whose memories have been addled by time, fate and circumstance). My first Lemon Thingy was pilfered by a friend in retaliation for the theft of a potato peeler, so obviously it is a very good juicer or I would have tried a new one, but why tempt fate?

This is a darn good lemon squeezer and I will defend it against all nay-sayers. It's easy to use, the juice comes squooshing out quite nicely, and I have suffered no lemon-related injuries as a result of using the apparatus. One reviewer complained that the lemon thingy was not dishwasher safe. It never occured to me that a lemon squeezer required such thorough cleansing. I just rinse mine under cold water and throw it back in the drawer. Certainly my housekeeping skills would make Martha Stewart take the gaspipe, but who scrubs the lemon juicer?

Another reviewer rather ominously foresees the day when the pin holding the two sides together will break. Well, yeah, eventually. But maybe we'll all be dead by then, look at the bright side. Another saves her lemon squoosher for lemons and has a separate (green) one devoted especially to limes. Lord I admire that kind of organization. I'm always surprised that I remembered to get lemons or limes in the first place, let alone have segregated squeezing apparati for them. And of course, I am, admittedly, a wildcard when it comes to citrus. If I were to find an orange small enough, I'd squoosh it in the lemon thingy too. Without hesitation. Yeah, I'm like that. Don't mess with me. No telling what will happen.
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Old 01-15-2012, 02:07 AM   #2
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HA HA, now I do want that Lemon Thingy. Seams a really good thing to have (if you like lemons that is). Favourite part of the review for me was:
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Another reviewer rather ominously foresees the day when the pin holding the two sides together will break. Well, yeah, eventually. But maybe we'll all be dead by then ...
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"Certainly my housekeeping skills would make Martha Stewart take the gaspipe, but who scrubs the lemon juicer? "

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Old 01-15-2012, 09:14 AM   #4
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Old 01-15-2012, 09:36 AM   #5
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Currently trying to order a " Lemon Thingy " ... Have already bought a whole sack of fresh Lemons !!!

P.S Does she use the THINGY on eBooks or eReaders she DOESN'T like ?
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Old 01-15-2012, 10:13 AM   #6
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..the kid would get it together and start using the toilet. My cat learned about the litter box pretty much overnight and the baby appears to be almost as clever. But no. This was not to be. The little pooping machine has been on this planet for nine whole months and still soils an endless stream of diapers.
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