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Old 09-05-2011, 12:32 PM   #1
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Granny Gruesome - Nursery Rhymes to Terrify Children

Everyone remembers the fabulous rhyming stories of old Mother Goose from their childhood, but did you know that your lovely, grandmotherly goose has kept a dark, haunting secret for many long years?

Mother Goose is not all she seems to be.

Oh, sure, during the daylight hours when the sun is up and birds are singing and children are laughing, Mother Goose is friendly and wonderful and proper. But when the darkness falls and the coyote calls, that old goose turns into something much less loveable…much more sinister…forever known to the world as Granny Gruesome!

Recommended for teens and older due to dark comedic verse and over-the-top humorous illustrations.

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Old 09-05-2011, 12:52 PM   #2
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Old 09-05-2011, 02:09 PM   #3
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Here's a B&N Link....this is just odd...I may have to buy LOL.

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Old 09-09-2011, 09:29 AM   #4
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Sorry, BrowseTheStacks. The links are in my signature, but you are right, they should be in the post. Here you go:

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Sorry, BrowseTheStacks. The links are in my signature, but you are right, they should be in the post. Here you go:
Granny Gruesome:
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Thanks. I usually read the mobile version of MR and it does not show signatures.
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Old 09-21-2011, 01:33 PM   #6
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Remember those fun and simple Mother Goose nursery rhymes from your childhood? They were usually accompanied by cute pictures of dogs and cats making cookies and dancing.

Well, no more Mrs. Nice Goose! It's time to get gruesome!

Granny Gruesome - Nursery Rhymes to Terrify Children is now available in Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords formats.

There are over thirty illustrations full of dark humor and craziness - just perfect for teens and older who appreciate something wicked.
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Old 10-01-2011, 11:47 AM   #7
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A few samples of what to expect from Granny Gruesome - Nursery Rhymes to Terrify Children:

"Jack and Phil"

Jack and Phil went up the hill
To steal young Mary’s head.
They heard a chop up near the top,
And found her already dead.

Then they cried, and couldn’t decide
If her meat was very fresh.
Without delay, they ran away
After they sampled her flesh.

"Wee Willie Warlock"

Wee Willie Warlock runs through your house
Upstairs, downstairs, quiet as a mouse.
Sneaking in your room, watching as you sleep
His hands hush your mouth so you can’t make a peep.

Each of the thirty poems is accompanied by cartoony, macabre drawings. Perfect as for a Halloween gift for older children and adults.

You can read the rest of the nursery rhymes and see all the crazy illustrations for only $.99 on Kindle, Nook, or Smashwords.
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Old 10-22-2011, 07:21 PM   #8
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Granny Gruesome is perfect for a teenager to read on Halloween night. Nothing like twisted nursery rhymes and cartoony, macabre illustrations to tickle a teen's fancy.

Available for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.
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Old 11-24-2011, 08:51 PM   #9
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Do you like funny, quirky poems and illustrations? Check out Granny Gruesome for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.
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Old 12-19-2011, 09:41 PM   #10
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Do you like funny rhymes and silly pictures? Do you like Shel Silverstein's books? Check out Granny Gruesome - Nursery Rhymes to Terrify Children for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.
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So I just got around to reading this...um...eh...well...to be perfectly honest...some were clever...most seemed like they were re-worded by an elementary school kid. Sorry. I know it's for young readers, and I know it's supposed to be kind of silly, but just not my cup of tea.
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Old 12-22-2011, 03:46 PM   #12
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Jhempel24, I appreciate your honest feedback about Granny Gruesome. Thanks for reading it and writing back with your thoughts. It is definitely a silly book and might be out of your age range, but thanks for taking the chance and hopefully you got some enjoyment for your $.99.

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Old 01-06-2012, 08:53 PM   #13
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Granny Gruesome is still out there...waiting for brave teens to read her wicked rhymes. Try it for $.99 on $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.
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Everyone remembers the fabulous rhyming stories of old Mother Goose from their childhood, but did you know that your lovely, grandmotherly goose has kept a dark, haunting secret for many long years?

Mother Goose is not all she seems to be.

Oh, sure, during the daylight hours when the sun is up and birds are singing and children are laughing, Mother Goose is friendly and wonderful and proper. But when the darkness falls and the coyote calls, that old goose turns into something much less loveable…much more sinister…forever known to the world as Granny Gruesome!

Recommended for teens and older due to dark comedic verse and over-the-top humorous illustrations.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gran...son/1105386387
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