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Old 08-08-2014, 12:37 AM   #47731
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Old 08-08-2014, 04:16 AM   #47732
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A thoroughly inebriated iron chicken exits the thread (and the Wiggles' lab), asking if anyone knows where the fire is.

I take the win, and point him towards his (non-combusting) roost.
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Old 08-08-2014, 09:15 AM   #47733
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I wonder how many times an inebriated chicken crosses the road?
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Old 08-08-2014, 09:17 AM   #47734
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Not as many times as I've won this thread.
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Old 08-08-2014, 09:19 AM   #47735
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Are you sure? Maybe you should keep an eye on Pooh and count how many times he crosses just to be sure...and to warn off vehicles.
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Old 08-08-2014, 09:39 AM   #47736
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Old 08-08-2014, 10:06 AM   #47737
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Old 08-08-2014, 10:39 AM   #47738
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Old 08-08-2014, 10:52 AM   #47739
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Old 08-08-2014, 10:59 AM   #47740
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Old 08-08-2014, 11:13 AM   #47741
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Old 08-08-2014, 11:39 AM   #47742
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I wonder how many times an inebriated chicken crosses the road?
Probably roughly the same number of times a sober chicken crosses the road. Of course, assuming the road is 10 feet wide with a 1 foot barrier on each side, the absolute number of times PoohBear could cross the road in each second is 81,840,000 times. However, at that speed (the speed of light) PoohBear would cook himself due to heat friction.

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Old 08-08-2014, 12:16 PM   #47743
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Old 08-08-2014, 01:52 PM   #47744
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Old 08-08-2014, 03:06 PM   #47745
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