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Old 10-16-2012, 12:53 PM   #1396
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Old 10-16-2012, 01:59 PM   #1397
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Fire Superfryer!

So that's the real purpose of the Death Star: A massive chicken frying machine. Planet destruction is just an unfortunate side effect.
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:24 PM   #1398
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So that's the real purpose of the Death Star: A massive chicken frying machine. Planet destruction is just an unfortunate side effect.
No ... the fleeing rebel chickens had to land to refuel their corn hoppers ... which hid them from view on the Death Star's scanners .... and Darth Vadar was hungry ... so they fired wide beam on the entire planet .... and then scooped the resulting charred nuggets from the floating debris ... and then moved on
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Old 10-17-2012, 11:45 AM   #1399
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No ... the fleeing rebel chickens had to land to refuel their corn hoppers ... which hid them from view on the Death Star's scanners .... and Darth Vadar was hungry ... so they fired wide beam on the entire planet .... and then scooped the resulting charred nuggets from the floating debris ... and then moved on
Luke Skywalker was right: There is some good in Darth Vader, proved by the fact that he wanted to eat chicken.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:36 PM   #1400
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What could you possibly eat from that chicken. He's nothing but bones. Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to eat chicken bones?
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:53 PM   #1401
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What could you possibly eat from that chicken. He's nothing but bones. Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to eat chicken bones?
I didn't think he was just bones, I thought his flesh had become transparent. It's the latest invention from Chicken Protective Industries (Protecting Chickens From Consumption...It's Our Mission!) designed to discourage us from eating chicken, the Chicken Invisibility Beam (CIB). Unfortunately, a flaw in the device's design left the bones visible. Still, it's an improvement over the original version, which left the bones and feathers visible.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:09 PM   #1402
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These chickens really are determined not to be eaten. But they can't deny thier fate.
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:10 PM   #1403
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Well, Poohbear seems only to be good for soup stock at the moment (but that's ok - I love chicken soup). He is, however, making Aprilhare look juicier than ever.
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Old 10-17-2012, 07:06 PM   #1404
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Nonsense. There's still plenty of juicy marrow!
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Old 10-18-2012, 07:48 AM   #1405
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Well, Poohbear seems only to be good for soup stock at the moment (but that's ok - I love chicken soup). He is, however, making Aprilhare look juicier than ever.
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Nonsense. There's still plenty of juicy marrow!
Those bones looked pretty bleached to me...like they've been out in the sun too long. Cannot imagine there is any "juicy marrow" left in them for soup.

Aprilhare has been pretty scarce. You have to find him first.
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Old 10-18-2012, 10:16 AM   #1406
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My bones are completely inedible! I am the ghost of Chicken Past - here to haunt you with unfulfilled dreams of eating chicken!

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Old 10-18-2012, 11:50 AM   #1407
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Oh fine, I'll just use the bag of bones for target practice then. Or better yet I'll send him to the Mythbusters and have them stick him in some ballistics gel and test the myth of the exploding chicken!
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Old 10-18-2012, 11:57 AM   #1408
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Repent! Repent your past gastronomic crimes against chickens! Before it's too late!
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Old 10-18-2012, 12:08 PM   #1409
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Huh? How is strapping six pounds of C4 onto the skeletal remains of a chicken a gastronomic crime?
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