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Old 10-01-2012, 12:47 PM   #1291
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It doesn't sound very celebratory from the chicken's point of view!
If you really want a point of view just tell me which direction to turn the rotisserie. You can have all the view you want.
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:17 PM   #1292
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I had a roast chicken for dinner. Where's a lip-licking emoticon when you need it.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:41 AM   #1293
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Roast the cannibalistic penguin - it's got chicken stuffing! Ready for the rotisserie!
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:55 PM   #1294
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:55 PM   #1295
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Warning! Don't eat the penguin! Apparently my speculation of what penguins would taste like showed rather a lack of imagination. According to explorer Fredrick Cook, they taste like:

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"a piece of beef, odiferous cod fish and a canvas-backed duck roasted together in a pot, with blood and cod-liver oil for sauce"
Seriously, don't eat the penguin! Eat the chicken!

(unless you are suffering from scurvy)
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Old 10-04-2012, 03:31 AM   #1296
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Roast the cannibalistic penguin - it's got chicken stuffing! Ready for the rotisserie!
Sorry, but if a penguin eats a chicken it's not cannibalism. The penguin would have to eat another penguin for that to be the case.

But I'll pass on eating penguins, especially after reading the post before this one. Chicken, on the other hand...
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:26 PM   #1297
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Sadly, I finished my roast chicken yesterday. But I still want more.
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Old 10-05-2012, 02:42 AM   #1298
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:11 PM   #1299
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So sad that so many chickens are still alive, while poor people like me or you are suffering from chicken defffficency.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:17 PM   #1300
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:24 PM   #1301
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Oh, just take a vitamin pill and go away!
Sorry, but a dry and untasty pill cannot compare to the gloriously, deliciously, wonderful taste of chicken. We won't leave, we shall seek out tasty chickens to consume. Fortunately, our travels won't be far since there are chickens nearby.
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:29 PM   #1302
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We would appreciate chickens a lot more if they just resigned to thier fate in life
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:41 PM   #1303
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But that wouldn't be much fun. How dull it would be to simply say "Chickens, please walk into the oven." and have them do just that. The hunt is part of the fun.
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But that wouldn't be much fun. How dull it would be to simply say "Chickens, please walk into the oven." and have them do just that. The hunt is part of the fun.
As is the escape!
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(Not in the way you would hope.)
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