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Old 06-07-2011, 09:13 PM   #46
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April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit!
Agreed. No tender chicken breast for them!
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1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members.
2. Add a striking logo - that we can license the merchandising rights -- T shirts, mugs, NOT cutlery or table services!
3. Put up a website with heart-rending stories of near escapes and hideous recipes disguised as innocent dinner invitations.
4. Add a PayPal donation button.
1. CHOOK: Chooks who Hate Our Orwellian Killer-overlords!
2. Logo will require thought. Red cross through cooked chicken?
3. A website would be nice. Mention some of these awful threats we're receiving too!
4. The chook-respecting people of this world will fund our revolution!
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It was a threat, pooh. And we had better defend ourselves!
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It's a global conspiracy! No chicken part is safe!

[must fortify the coop ASAP]
Agreed. Working on the coop now. Some titanium and carbon fibre will help.
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Old 06-07-2011, 09:27 PM   #47
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Old 06-07-2011, 09:45 PM   #49
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@dreams: inre the Bogart/Inspector Gadget Snake...

FYI, Chinese eat snakes too

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{*** SS (SneakySnake)! Would you please _Stop_ doing that! I told you to hop! Just hop! Besides, it's a little freaky to turn around and see a chicken slithering toward me on the ground, beak in the dirt, and those little chicken feet flapping around behind.**}

{**Now, sit up and hop! I spent a lot of time finding these chicken disguises and there is no way they will recognize us now.**}
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{***OK, remember what I told you. I'll do all the clucking... Yes, I know you spent a lot of time trying to learn, but somehow I think that if you say, "Ssssssuk. Sssssuk." they'll shoot first and ask questions later.**}
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Old 06-07-2011, 10:10 PM   #50
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Old 06-08-2011, 12:36 AM   #51
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Will both of you please just hold still for a second??? Quick! Turn around and look over there - isn't that Chicken Little trying to walk across the freeway?

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Old 06-08-2011, 09:53 AM   #52
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Old 06-08-2011, 10:01 AM   #53
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Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk BAWK!
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:00 AM   #54
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Old 06-08-2011, 12:10 PM   #55
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Old 06-08-2011, 12:30 PM   #56
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:14 AM   #57
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{**OK, OK, Whatever, SS! But, I still say those disguises were perfect and AprilHare and poohbear would never have guessed it was us, if you hadn't opened your mouth and said, "Ssssssuck! Sssssuck!"**}

{** What? Oh...well, of course. Yes, you did help me get away from them when you fell to the ground and starting slithering away. I mean it even freaks me out to see those little chicken feet flapping as you slink along the ground.**}

{**So, you think this will really work? I mean, does your sister-in-law realize what we are dealing with? **}

{**Ready everyone? Now remember, SS, when they are busy with your sister-in-law, go for the coop.**}
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{** ---- By the way, I want to hear that story again about how your brother and her got together.**}
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:30 AM   #60
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