Silliness Chicken - Page 3

Wetdogeared · 06-07-2011, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by orlok

pooh_bear and AprilHare - might this be if use in the fight?

Spoiler:

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Originally Posted by SneakySnake

That poor bloke. i wonder if he is in the Guinness book of records as the smallest man?

Now that's thinking outside the box!

dreams · 06-07-2011, 02:06 AM

{**shhh, SS. Don't worry, they'll never know it is us in these disguises.**}

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{**You sneak around out by that reinforced chicken coop while I casually stroll by for a look at the cooked chicken**}

SneakySnake · 06-07-2011, 02:20 AM

lestatar · 06-07-2011, 02:34 AM

Oh chicken, oh chicken,
How I do love thee!
Let me count the ways...
Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more...
In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties and chunks,
From appetizer to entree,
Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced,
Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken,
You are simply a favorite delight.

<successfully navigating the "impenetrable" coop>

with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere

SneakySnake · 06-07-2011, 03:05 AM

will the next verse include various types of curry with rice?

AprilHare · 06-07-2011, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lestatar

Oh chicken, oh chicken,
How I do love thee!
Let me count the ways...

Sounded nice up to here..

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Originally Posted by lestatar

Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more...
In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties and chunks,
From appetizer to entree,
Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced,
Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken,
You are simply a favorite delight.

You FIEND! How could you do this to poor defenceless chooks?

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Originally Posted by lestatar

That's what you think. It's a fiendish labyrinth and you will never get out. NEVER GET OUT!

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Originally Posted by lestatar

with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere

There are quite a few chicken poets out there who know better!

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Originally Posted by dreams

{**shhh, SS. Don't worry, they'll never know it is us in these disguises.**}

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{**You sneak around out by that reinforced chicken coop while I casually stroll by for a look at the cooked chicken**}

Thanks for showing me! You're now on my CCTV..

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2011, 08:22 AM

April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit!

It's cruel I say! And demeaning! Especially recycling those tacky disguises from old "Get Smart" episodes!

1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members.
2. Add a striking logo - that we can license the merchandising rights -- T shirts, mugs, NOT cutlery or table services!
3. Put up a website with heart-rending stories of near escapes and hideous recipes disguised as innocent dinner invitations.
4. Add a PayPal donation button.

MJK2111 · 06-07-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members.

I've got one...how about calling the group "DINNER"...that has a nice ring to it!

Wetdogeared · 06-07-2011, 09:26 AM

Here's a slogan for your group:

KFC doesn't just want chickens with good taste, they want chickens that taste good.

[Did I say that out loud?]

BenG · 06-07-2011, 10:33 AM

It's a bovine conspiracy.

lestatar · 06-07-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit!

...

Ummm, not so!

I am ethnic Chinese. Guess what?

We LOVE chicken heads so its not all about your luscious drumsticks, thighs and breast meat.

[oh, don't forget the Dim Sum delicacy of chicken feet!]

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2011, 11:42 AM

It's a global conspiracy! No chicken part is safe!

[must fortify the coop ASAP]

lestatar · 06-07-2011, 11:47 AM

@dreams: inre the Bogart/Inspector Gadget Snake...

FYI, Chinese eat snakes too

nom-nom-nom!

TGS · 06-07-2011, 03:47 PM

You have been warned!

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2011, 03:49 PM

Not even the decency of spoiler tags? Get the box of Kleenex - the large one!

06-07-2011, 02:06 AM	#32
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06-07-2011, 02:20 AM	#33
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,112 Karma: 22082196 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900	__________________ At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder. Proverbs 23:32 Currently reading "Game of Thrones" by George RR Martin. So lack of sleep means I am now in book 4, and more stuff has happened and some of the stuff from book three maybe didn't happen????

06-07-2011, 02:34 AM	#34
lestatar LB's lolz Mutt Minion Posts: 2,902 Karma: 5700001 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Hong Kong now but NYC forever Device: Kindle3, GalaxyTab, BB Bold9700, BB 8300, Sony Clie, Palm Vx, Palm III	Oh chicken, oh chicken, How I do love thee! Let me count the ways... Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more... In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties and chunks, From appetizer to entree, Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced, Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken, You are simply a favorite delight. <successfully navigating the "impenetrable" coop> with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere Last edited by lestatar; 06-07-2011 at 02:37 AM.

06-07-2011, 03:05 AM	#35
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,112 Karma: 22082196 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900	will the next verse include various types of curry with rice? __________________ At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder. Proverbs 23:32 Currently reading "Game of Thrones" by George RR Martin. So lack of sleep means I am now in book 4, and more stuff has happened and some of the stuff from book three maybe didn't happen????

06-07-2011, 08:22 AM	#37
poohbear_nc Spring Chicken! Posts: 22,686 Karma: 37020252 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made + KoboGlo + Kobo Aura!	April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit! It's cruel I say! And demeaning! Especially recycling those tacky disguises from old "Get Smart" episodes! 1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members. 2. Add a striking logo - that we can license the merchandising rights -- T shirts, mugs, NOT cutlery or table services! 3. Put up a website with heart-rending stories of near escapes and hideous recipes disguised as innocent dinner invitations. 4. Add a PayPal donation button. __________________ "If possible please provide picture of Mr. Chickens new home or field. Proof that you will not eat him would help too." (Craigslist)

06-07-2011, 09:26 AM	#39
Wetdogeared Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,631 Karma: 4562245 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Vancouver, Canada Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	Here's a slogan for your group: KFC doesn't just want chickens with good taste, they want chickens that taste good. [Did I say that out loud?]

06-07-2011, 10:33 AM	#40
BenG Wizard Posts: 3,191 Karma: 39866013 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Triad Device: Paperwhite	It's a bovine conspiracy. __________________ Ben Mockingbird by Walter Tevis

06-07-2011, 11:42 AM	#42
poohbear_nc Spring Chicken! Posts: 22,686 Karma: 37020252 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made + KoboGlo + Kobo Aura!	It's a global conspiracy! No chicken part is safe! [must fortify the coop ASAP] __________________ "If possible please provide picture of Mr. Chickens new home or field. Proof that you will not eat him would help too." (Craigslist)

06-07-2011, 11:47 AM	#43
lestatar LB's lolz Mutt Minion Posts: 2,902 Karma: 5700001 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Hong Kong now but NYC forever Device: Kindle3, GalaxyTab, BB Bold9700, BB 8300, Sony Clie, Palm Vx, Palm III	@dreams: inre the Bogart/Inspector Gadget Snake... FYI, Chinese eat snakes too nom-nom-nom!

06-07-2011, 03:47 PM	#44
TGS Country Member Posts: 8,817 Karma: 5843307 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	You have been warned! __________________ Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions. Blaise Pascal

06-07-2011, 03:49 PM	#45
poohbear_nc Spring Chicken! Posts: 22,686 Karma: 37020252 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made + KoboGlo + Kobo Aura!	Not even the decency of spoiler tags? Get the box of Kleenex - the large one! __________________ "If possible please provide picture of Mr. Chickens new home or field. Proof that you will not eat him would help too." (Craigslist)

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