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Old 11-27-2013, 07:56 AM   #1846
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Old 11-27-2013, 04:35 PM   #1847
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This thread needs to be moved to the P&R Forum! I'm feeling distinctly personally threatened!

Not to mention the sick humor! Fiends!
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Old 11-27-2013, 04:54 PM   #1848
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Request denied! Now get back in the roaster.
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Old 11-28-2013, 12:58 PM   #1849
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Request denied! Now get back in the roaster.
That's right. We have a very nice roaster, just right for roasting a small chicken or turkey. As the days grow colder it will provide you with a warm and cozy place to escape the cold.
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Old 11-28-2013, 04:11 PM   #1850
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*Hmmmm ... are un-cute lizards the friends of chickens? Don't think so.*

Hey, cutey pie lizard -- why don't you take your roaster for a test drive ... to make sure it's ready for me?
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Old 11-29-2013, 10:42 AM   #1851
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No need to test the roaster, it works perfectly. I tested it yesterday, setting it to a palmy 85 degrees. It was pleasantly warm and a good way to get out of the cold.

I'm sure you would find it very comfortable.
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Old 11-29-2013, 11:55 AM   #1852
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OK .... comfy fit ... snug & cozy ... warming nicely ...

Hey lizard! The thermostat seems to be stuck! How do I turn it down? I'm starting to sweat!
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Old 11-29-2013, 12:57 PM   #1853
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*Solitaire1 goes to the roaster, turns the thermostat knob, and it comes off in his hand!*

*Solitaire1 gets a monkey wrench (after fighting off the monkey) and attempts to turn down the thermostat. Unfortunately, it turns the temperature up.*

*Concerned for Poohbear's safety, Solitaire1 repeatedly hits the roaster with the monkey wrench in attempt to open it. The noise is deafening!*

*Finally, the roaster breaks open...*
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Old 11-29-2013, 01:00 PM   #1854
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*angry glowing deaf chicken emerges & seizes monkey wrench from cowering lizard*

*chicken shrieks YOU FIEND - whilst pummeling lizard with above mentioned wrench*

*angry monkey appears & assists chicken in stuffing the lizard into his own contraption*

*chicken & monkey go out for a beer - until the timer buzzer goes off*
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Old 11-29-2013, 01:13 PM   #1855
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*angry glowing deaf chicken emerges & seizes monkey wrench from cowering lizard*

*chicken shrieks YOU FIEND - whilst pummeling lizard with above mentioned wrench*

*angry monkey appears & assists chicken in stuffing the lizard into his own contraption*

*chicken & monkey go out for a beer - until the timer buzzer goes off*
Preparing for the Christmas mystery, perchance?
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Old 11-29-2013, 03:02 PM   #1856
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*angry glowing deaf chicken emerges & seizes monkey wrench from cowering lizard*

*chicken shrieks YOU FIEND - whilst pummeling lizard with above mentioned wrench*

*angry monkey appears & assists chicken in stuffing the lizard into his own contraption*

*chicken & monkey go out for a beer - until the timer buzzer goes off*
I managed to release you from the roaster and this is how you repay me?

BTW, I did not cower from you. I was trying to avoid your attack with the wrench. Fortunately, my effort to open the roaster left it where I could easily get out of it.

*Solitaire1 mutters: I try and help Poohbear and he repays me this way...this cannot be allowed to stand...but how to deal with him...I know! There's a spooky old mansion in the far section of the thread, perfect for any type of nefarious activities. Even better, I can invite all of the thread inhabitants to a party in the old mansion...it's so perfect!*

*Solitaire1 prepares invitations for a party at The Mansion Of Doom...oops...The Mansion of Enchantment...that's a more inviting name...no need to mention the number of thread residents who've disappeared there.*

In a distant area of the thread exists The Mansion of Enchantment. Despite the sun shining in the area, the Mansion is dark and forboding due to the dark cloud which hangs over it. Surrounding the mansion are several tombstones, a pool that looks strangely like a moat, and a mysterious small building in behind the mansion.

A gaunt man stands in front of the mansion's entrance. "Won't you come in?" he says in a deep voice, one that seems to contain its own echo, "We'd love to have you..." He smiles, which doesn't seem at all friendly.

(Wouldn't this be a great place for a mystery...)

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Old 11-29-2013, 04:40 PM   #1857
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Oh look, I got an invitation in the mail! Should I be suspicious? Hmmmm .... printed in Gothic script on black-bordered old parchment .... with faded ink .... looks legit to me .... very high class ....


THERE'S A PARTY!!!! This weekend! At the Mansion! All of my friends are invited too! Woo Hoo!

*sending off my RSVP* [Right! Sure to Visit Party!]

Now, off to the closet for my party clothes -- have to look suave & attractive -- there's sure to be some hot chicks there!

Such a sweet lizard - not one to hold a grudge ...

Hey, is the monkey invited too?
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Old 11-29-2013, 04:52 PM   #1858
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Old 11-29-2013, 05:51 PM   #1859
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I think they are the bouncers .....

[I feel so safe ... and protected]
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Old 11-29-2013, 06:28 PM   #1860
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