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Old 12-12-2012, 08:08 PM   #1651
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:35 PM   #1652
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:44 PM   #1653
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Craving tandoori chicken now.
Here's a plane ticket to India ... bye bye doggie ...
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:10 PM   #1654
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Please, continue to burn with anger. Then, you'll cook yourself for us. Plus, if you are trying to encourage us to not eat meat, making veggie burgers less appetizing is probably not a good strategy.
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:31 PM   #1655
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Old 12-13-2012, 08:11 AM   #1656
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Dear Santa:

I've been a very good chicken this year -- despite the non-stop attempts to consume me by my "friends" - so I think I deserve a nice gift in my stocking. How about a plane ticket to an unnamed location where I can be safe from attempts on my drumsticks? A gift certificate for the Witness Protection Program would be useful too. Or maybe you could use another elf?

Thanking you in advance
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Old 12-13-2012, 09:27 AM   #1657
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You realize with a belly like that Santa probably eats lots of fried chicken?
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:15 PM   #1658
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Dear Poohbear,

The gift in your stocking shall be a spit.

Lots of hunger,

Not actually Santa.
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:47 PM   #1659
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Dear Santa:

I've been a very good chicken this year -- despite the non-stop attempts to consume me by my "friends" - so I think I deserve a nice gift in my stocking. How about a plane ticket to an unnamed location where I can be safe from attempts on my drumsticks? A gift certificate for the Witness Protection Program would be useful too. Or maybe you could use another elf?

Thanking you in advance
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Old 12-14-2012, 08:02 AM   #1660
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*sigh*

Dear NASA:

About that planned trip to Mars ... no life forms on Mars larger than a single cell, right? Sign me up!
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:00 PM   #1661
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:37 PM   #1662
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For some reason, during my pre-lunch (pre-launch?) nap, I was just dreaming about a gigantic flaming chicken on a skewer rising up out of my barbecue pit. It would go so nicely right now with a little tahini sauce.
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Old 12-28-2012, 10:25 PM   #1663
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:17 AM   #1664
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:55 PM   #1665
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