11-25-2012, 09:03 PM | #1546 |
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Beware oil baths: what they do to feathers is atrocious..
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11-25-2012, 09:32 PM | #1547 |
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If it will help, I'd be glad to remove those feathers for you.
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11-25-2012, 11:07 PM | #1548 |
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11-26-2012, 12:24 AM | #1549 | |
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They are, but only us chickens can read it. So again, thanks but no thanks. |
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11-26-2012, 12:29 AM | #1550 |
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Don't worry, I have The Idiot's Guide To Chicken Scratches.
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11-26-2012, 12:53 AM | #1551 |
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11-26-2012, 12:54 AM | #1552 |
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You can take our lives but you can never take our FEATHERS!
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11-26-2012, 02:31 AM | #1553 |
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11-26-2012, 09:27 AM | #1554 |
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*spreading seeds and whistling inconspicuously*
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11-26-2012, 10:28 PM | #1555 | ||
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Give up. It's hopeless. |
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11-27-2012, 01:02 AM | #1556 |
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Why should we give up? As The Colonel has proven, chickens will eventually be ours.
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11-27-2012, 07:54 AM | #1557 |
Now what?
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11-28-2012, 07:41 PM | #1558 | |
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The anvils we've seen meet the above criteria. It's not ACME's fault if the user causes an anvil into be sent flying. By their nature, a flying anvil will hit the ground hard. It's best to not be where it will hit. Often, Wile E. Coyote fails to properly read the instruction book before use a product. An example are Earthquake Pills, it's only after he consumes the entire bottle that he discovered the statement in the instruction book that they don't work on road runners. Plus, he tends to use overcomplicated plans with far too many steps, when all he needs is a simple plan. After all, he knows the Road Runner stays on the road and tends to not change direction until he stops first. *Solitaire1 looks in the ACME Catalog and sees "The ACME Chicken Hypnotizer: Why hunt chickens when you can make them come to you?"* *Solitaire1 grins and gets on the phone.* |
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11-28-2012, 07:52 PM | #1559 |
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Disclaimer: not effective on chickens wearing glasses - the lenses reflect the rays back at the user.
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11-28-2012, 09:59 PM | #1560 |
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Hey, chickens don't wear glasses!
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