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Old 04-06-2011, 05:15 PM   #1
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The Secret behind Android platform's success. A Dancing Mascot!

Right now the mobile OS are in a features race. Each trying to best their competition with the next bang-wow feature. Yet those features have little to no advantage over the rivals.

However Android has broken away from the features race and has restored to implementing the next rave A dancing robot!

Competitors are stumped! And are threatening to file suit if Google does not cease this madness.

Insiders from competitors, whom wish to stay anonymous say "It's not fair, Apples don't have legs, it gives Google a distinct advantage."

Other competitors simply state, "Would you like some BlackBerry Pie". Obviously a result of lab experiments gone bad.




So what does this give the Android platform in the end, absolutely nothing! It's right along there with all the Fart apps that do nothing more than increase the (App stores/Market/App World) app count.

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Old 04-06-2011, 05:17 PM   #2
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:40 PM   #4
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Insiders from competitors, whom wish to stay anonymous say "It's not fair, Apples don't have legs, it gives Google a distinct advantage."

Other competitors simply state, "Would you like some BlackBerry Pie". Obviously a result of lab experiments gone bad.

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Well the interesting thing in addition is that you can slice an apple and a pie, but not an android.
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Old 04-13-2011, 12:22 AM   #5
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Old 04-13-2011, 03:30 AM   #6
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oh-dear-gaud!! That is so wrong, its wrong and will likely induce Teletubby flashbacks!

Its wrong, wrong, wrong!!! haha!!
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