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Old 02-14-2011, 04:26 AM   #1
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Free Book - Pride and Prejudice The Wild and Wanton Edition

Pride and Prejudice The Wild and Wanton Edition, by Jane Austen and Michelle Pillow, is free in the Kindle store. This should end up free in most of the ebookstores, courtesy of the publisher, Adams Media, who arranged to have A Child al Confino free a couple of weeks ago.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife . . . in bed. Unfortunately, you’ve never been able to see Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam indulging their every desire between the sheets--until now. In this deliciously naughty update of the beloved classic, you can peek behind the closed doors of Pemberley’s master bedroo--and revel in the sexual delights of your favorite couple.

From first kiss to orgasmic finish, Pride and Prejudice: The Wild and Wanton Edition is your dream come true about the famous pai--the story you love, with the heat turned up to high. It will come as no surprise that the dashing Mr. Darcy is as passionate and intense with his knickers off as he is with them on--and that the ebullient Elizabeth is as saucy disrobed as clothed. So let the revelry begin . . . .
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Old 02-14-2011, 09:40 AM   #2
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Perhaps it should be retitled to Pride and Prejudice and Sex
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I read that the first time when it was called _Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife_..in the carriage, in the bedroom, up against a wall, on a coffee table leaving butt sweat behind for the servants to clean up... A remarkably boundary-free book, that. I don't know if my delicate nerves can handle another.
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Old 02-14-2011, 08:45 PM   #5
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I read that the first time when it was called _Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife_..in the carriage, in the bedroom, up against a wall, on a coffee table leaving butt sweat behind for the servants to clean up... A remarkably boundary-free book, that. I don't know if my delicate nerves can handle another.
that's a different book -- but equally horrid.
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Old 02-14-2011, 08:58 PM   #6
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Perhaps it should be retitled to Pride and Prejudice and Sex
Pride and Prejudice and Pornography could be its own spin-off subcategory!

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I read that the first time when it was called _Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife_..in the carriage, in the bedroom, up against a wall, on a coffee table leaving butt sweat behind for the servants to clean up...
Hee. The one that was like that which I remember reading is The Darcys and the Bingleys, wherein Mr Darcy initiates Mr Bingley in the joys of the matrimonial bed*, using a copy of the Kama Sutra. For bonus fun, guess which one of the sisters is the surprise lesbian character.

* But not in a demonstrative hands-on fashion, iirc. You'll be wanting Pride/Prejudice for that.
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Old 02-14-2011, 09:00 PM   #7
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Ok, now I'm going to have to actually read some of these, rather than letting them languish on my Kindle, in collection that reads, more or less, ignore these freebies....
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Ok, now I'm going to have to actually read some of these, rather than letting them languish on my Kindle, in collection that reads, more or less, ignore these freebies....
Heh. The similar collection on my Nook is labeled "Bottom Shelf."
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Old 02-14-2011, 09:57 PM   #9
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Hee. The one that was like that which I remember reading is The Darcys and the Bingleys, wherein Mr Darcy initiates Mr Bingley in the joys of the matrimonial bed*, using a copy of the Kama Sutra. For bonus fun, guess which one of the sisters is the surprise lesbian character.

* But not in a demonstrative hands-on fashion, iirc. You'll be wanting Pride/Prejudice for that.
Oooh, I have that one too but I haven't read it yet. It was part of the Sourcebooks Jane Austen giveaway. Oh, well, slash is part of the fanfic milieu, I just kind of didn't expect it to be published and sold...
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Well, they've actually published modern-day AU high school fanfic of P&P. Not to mention time-travel self-inserts which hijack the main romance with an OC who is totally not the author's avatar!*

Mere slash is practically staid next to that when it comes to picking from the fandom coffers.

Personally, I'm kind of hoping for professionally published who's-the-daddy mpreg evil twin switch wingfic once they run out of vampire variants. With sex pollen as a motivator.

* I'm not slagging this one. The TV adaptation† was brilliant, what with "I believe this gentleman's name is Mr Tinky Winky", "We'll have twenty children and name them all Amanda!", and giving an entirely new interpretation to "Netherfield".

† ETA: Oops, turns out this has nothing to do with the Austen-inspired novel of the same name.

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Old 02-14-2011, 11:10 PM   #11
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Pride and Prejudice and Pornography could be its own spin-off subcategory!
Wow, I had no idea.
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I did think the movie "Clueless" was a clever spin on _Emma_.
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Is there a CliffNotes version for those of us who wanna read only the dirty parts? Lol.
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* But not in a demonstrative hands-on fashion, iirc. You'll be wanting Pride/Prejudice for that.
I actually read that one--against my will, I should add. What a travesty.
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Wait a minute, does Darcy *initiate* Bingley or does he *instruct* him? Because the one is slash, and the other is ... sex ed?
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