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Old 10-04-2010, 09:14 PM   #1
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Free Book (Kindle) - Fortune is a Woman

Fortune is a Woman [Keeping Mr. Right], by Francine Saint Marie, is the second free title in the Kindle store for this indie author (the first is Dear Joan, a short story). I do wonder, though, since this book's title notes that it is "Optimized & Ad-Free", does the author have a version full of ads (and perhaps, not optimized for whatever platform it is on) out there? Also, this is the middle book of a trilogy, following The Secret Keeping ($3.09) and is classified as both LGBT and Romance.

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[Sequel to "The Secret Keeping" and book two of Saint Marie's THE SECRET TRILOGY, available in both paperback and Kindle on Amazon.com.]

Dr. Helaine Kristenson is not just talented and beautiful. She's the leading authority in the field of psychosexual relations and the bestselling author of the self-help bible 'Keeping Mr. Right'. Professionally, the esteemed doctor deals with secrets of the heart everyday. Privately, she even has a few of her own to keep her busy...

THIS BOOK CONTAINS: single people; married people; crossdressers; newlyweds; graphic descriptions of underwear, coffee and the weather; unbridled passion; bridled passion; compassion; love; unrequited love; requited love; marital love; threesomes; twosomes; onesomes; nice clothes and good prose; forced rhyme; hangovers and horoscopes; allegories, alliteration and airplanes; outright innuendo and powerful suggestions,unbridled phone sex; hot chocolate; a hot bath; a cool spanking; expensive ties; expensive handpainted ties; expensive ties and tailored suits and the woman who wears them; expensive champagne; expensive champagnes and the women who wear them; finger food; onesomes and finger food; onesomes and phone sex; fleeting nudity and pricks of ennui; graphic depictions of marital bliss; graphic portrayals of celibacy; cads and rogues; brief moments of clarity; briefs; briefcases; brevity; levity...

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Old 10-04-2010, 09:26 PM   #2
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I do wonder, though, since this book's title notes that it is "Optimized & Ad-Free", does the author have a version full of ads (and perhaps, not optimized for whatever platform it is on) out there?
Well, it is also a Smashwords book, whose description does not mention either of the above two qualities, so who knows what got fed into the Meatgrinder?
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LOL! It looks like the product description is imitating the ones from Samhain, so perhaps racy romance is intended? The categories at Amazon are generally chosen by the author with DTP and I do see cross-dressers mentioned, as well as threesomes, etc. So, there is at least "some" LGBT theme in there, but I have no idea how much.
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