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Old 06-02-2010, 12:33 PM   #31
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No sign up sheet. Exercise and diet. When exercise and diet aren't enough, talk to your doctor about.... Keep the cholesterol low, and they'll eventually find you.
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No sign up sheet. Exercise and diet. When exercise and diet aren't enough, ask your doctor about.... Keep the cholesterol low, and they'll eventually find you.
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No sign up sheet. Exercise and diet. When exercise and diet aren't enough, talk to your doctor about.... Keep the cholesterol low, and they'll eventually find you.
hmm, its hard to hide your wooden stakes and .357magnums loaded with silver bullets in workout spandex though....
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hmm, its hard to hide your wooden stakesin workout spandex though....
That isnt a wooden stake you are seeing sonny.


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That isnt a wooden stake you are seeing sonny.


...thank you though.
Thats what makes it hard! Its really awkward if you've got more than one, you know?
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No comment....

must resist urge.................................
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Old 06-02-2010, 11:44 PM   #40
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Old 06-03-2010, 12:53 AM   #41
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Old 06-03-2010, 03:50 AM   #42
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I knew I had seen you before.
So, you were in that TV show along with the psycopaths and murderers ...
That explains a lot !
I don't remember any place called Noosa Heads in the Oswald Penitentiary, though.
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Old 06-03-2010, 04:13 AM   #43
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So, you were in that TV show along with the psycopaths, murderers and rapists ...
That explains a lot !
I don't remember any place called Noosa Heads in the Oswald Penitentiary, though.
Maybe that'll be James' next news item?
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Maybe that'll be James' next news item?
Then it has to feature Jar Jar Binks, because (I'm already sorry even before writing it), "Noosa" makes me think about that character's awful speech patterns.
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