02-21-2013, 03:16 PM | #6136 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.
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02-21-2013, 04:42 PM | #6137 |
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02-21-2013, 07:45 PM | #6138 | |
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Wait! Could it be that the cracker shaped like a seal was broken? |
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02-21-2013, 08:34 PM | #6139 |
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02-22-2013, 06:42 PM | #6140 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I hate it when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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02-23-2013, 06:29 AM | #6141 |
Close to the Edit!
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If anyone's interested, I'm selling one of my eggs!
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02-23-2013, 01:13 PM | #6142 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Seeing a spider isn't the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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02-24-2013, 06:48 AM | #6143 |
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"What do we get from the hen?" asks the teacher.
"Eggs," says Little Susie. "Good. And what do we get from the sheep?" "Wool," says Little Susie. "Good. And what do we get from the cow?" "Homework," says Little Johnny. |
02-24-2013, 06:51 AM | #6144 |
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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?
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02-24-2013, 01:08 PM | #6145 |
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02-24-2013, 03:25 PM | #6146 |
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02-24-2013, 03:49 PM | #6147 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?
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02-24-2013, 03:52 PM | #6148 |
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A man and his girlfriend are out window-shopping one day. At a jewellers, the girl sees a beautiful gold necklace and points it out to her boyfriend. He immediately throws a brick through the jewellers window and presents her with the necklace as they run away.
After their escape, they happen to walk past a high class clothes emporium. The girl points out a rather beautiful and expensive mink coat in the window display. Again, the boy throws a brick through the window and grabs the coat. The girl dons it as they run from the scene. Later that same day, still unapprehended, they walk past an electronics shop and the girl points out an expensive tablet computer in the window. The boy turns to her and says; Spoiler:
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