Silliness 101 uses for a p-book - Page 5

kilohertz53 · 08-14-2008, 04:20 PM

57.) Single volume encyclopedias and large dictionaries make good instant booster seats for visiting children, especially if your small-town phonebook is too thin to provide sufficient lift.

GeoffC · 08-14-2008, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

56. Soak up unexpected flash flood water. (Can be an effective filter of toxic runoff.)

i shall not ask .... what's happened ?

RWood · 08-14-2008, 04:26 PM

58. Use as raw material to feed your scanner to produce ebooks you will actually read.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-14-2008, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

i shall not ask .... what's happened ?

Nope, not to me. But you ask around long enough... especially in this particular year of plains flooding, and going back to Katrina... and you'll hear of plenty of people whose book collections ended up doing double-duty as flood-sponges, as well as being rendered untouchable afterward thanks to the toxic materials in that floodwater (refuse, feces, etc) that they soaked right up.

slayda · 08-14-2008, 04:39 PM

59. Breeding ground for mold, dust mites, etc.

GeoffC · 08-14-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Nope, not to me. But you ask around long enough... especially in this particular year of plains flooding, and going back to Katrina... and you'll hear of plenty of people whose book collections ended up doing double-duty as flood-sponges, as well as being rendered untouchable afterward thanks to the toxic materials in that floodwater (refuse, feces, etc) that they soaked right up.

Oh - that was an interesting tale Steve, thanks...

of course, slightly sacreligious is the scene in "The Day after Tomorrow" when the library books were put to good use....

DixieGal · 08-14-2008, 04:50 PM

60. Glue them together into a full size sculpture of a tree.

RWood · 08-14-2008, 04:52 PM

61. A place to hide important things like IRS refund checks until they are stale dated or old love letters until the wife finds them. But they should be safe forever as no one reads pbooks any more.

JSWolf · 08-14-2008, 04:58 PM

60. Use the pages to wallpaper the bathroom
61. dot all the ts and cross all the is

pshrynk · 08-14-2008, 05:02 PM

62. Send them to the Cedar Rapids Public Library when they are able to accept donations.

slayda · 08-14-2008, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

60. Glue them together into a full size sculpture of a tree.

That's what "sap" is for.

DixieGal · 08-14-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by slayda

That's what "sap" is for.

daffy4u · 08-14-2008, 06:33 PM

63. Weightlifting. You don't need no stinkin' trainer!

montsnmags · 08-14-2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by slayda

I think it was a tennis court! Except for Marc, then it was a kangaroo court.

Kangaroo's can't read (especially inside of a dog).

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Sorry, 45 and 48. are repeats .... see earlier....30 & 36

I am forced to concede though that 50 is GOLD.

64. Weigh-down blow-up bookshelves.

zelda_pinwheel · 08-14-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Kangaroo's can't read (especially inside of a dog).

well naturally ; it's far too dark in there. outside of a dog, however... well actually i think they still can't read.

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08-14-2008, 04:20 PM	#61
kilohertz53 Zealot Posts: 141 Karma: 671 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Harwichport, MA Device: Sony PRS-500, Sony PRS-350, Augen "The Book"	57.) Single volume encyclopedias and large dictionaries make good instant booster seats for visiting children, especially if your small-town phonebook is too thin to provide sufficient lift.

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RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	58. Use as raw material to feed your scanner to produce ebooks you will actually read.

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slayda Retired & reading more! Posts: 2,764 Karma: 1884247 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: North Alabama, USA Device: Kindle 1, iPad Air 2, iPhone 6S+, Kobo Aura One	59. Breeding ground for mold, dust mites, etc.

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08-14-2008, 04:52 PM	#68
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	61. A place to hide important things like IRS refund checks until they are stale dated or old love letters until the wife finds them. But they should be safe forever as no one reads pbooks any more.

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