Silliness Friday's question of the week 10 Apr 09

pshrynk · 04-10-2009, 10:10 AM

Where do contractors go?

zelda_pinwheel · 04-10-2009, 10:10 AM

i'm pretty sure they have an alternate dimension or parallel universe they can disappear into.

Gaurnim · 04-10-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Where do contractors go?

This one I can answer easily, from my soon-to-happen experience :
They quit their job and change company

EDIT : this is only applicable for IT contractors/consultants.

DixieGal · 04-10-2009, 10:14 AM

Well, I know for certain from first hand experience that after they disconnect your toilet and set it out on the back deck, they take a long weekend and go to the NASCAR races in Talladega.

zelda_pinwheel · 04-10-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Well, I know for certain from first hand experience that after they disconnect your toilet and set it out on the back deck, they take a long weekend and go to the NASCAR races in Talladega.

is talladega the name of their alternate dimension ?

Sparrow · 04-10-2009, 10:18 AM

As Fridays go, this one's a good one.

kazbates · 04-10-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Well, I know for certain from first hand experience that after they disconnect your toilet and set it out on the back deck, they take a long weekend and go to the NASCAR races in Talladega.

You beat me to the post, Dixie, and said it much more colorfully than I would have (although, I'm not exactly sure where my contractor actually went - I could never get a straight answer)!

Kaz

DixieGal · 04-10-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

is talladega the name of their alternate dimension ?

I think it depends on whether they spend the weekend camping in the infield. You should watch the movie "Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby." Based on a true story. Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

For our French and German members who may not be familiar with NASCAR, well, Talladega is where northern rednecks dream of going after they die or retire. Because it's hotter than Indianapolis all year 'round.

Wetdogeared · 04-10-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Where do contractors go?

They go to the bank to cash your cheque on their way to hell.

WDE.

*edit*
This only applies to "home renovations" contractors. All except Mike Holmes of course.

Lady Blue · 04-10-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Where do contractors go?

Commercial or Residential? There's a difference.

grooks · 04-10-2009, 10:48 AM

Union or Non-Union?

DixieGal · 04-10-2009, 10:56 AM

Catholic or Protestant?

acprinter · 04-10-2009, 11:06 AM

I have no idea where contractors go, but it had better be a long way away from me.

kwjones · 04-10-2009, 11:18 AM

Government or private sector?

Lady Blue · 04-10-2009, 11:24 AM

Male or Female?

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