About the new forum member Milhouse2011

[Milhouse2011]

Milhouse2011 is not an established writer or a self published writer. In fact I’m not even an aspiring writer. You could say that he's a rare specimen known as the unwilling writer.

Growing up, Milhouse2011 was noted for his writing due to this talent being encoded into his genetic sequence. However, Milhouse2011 wanted to do other things as writing wasn't something he wanted to pursue. Milhouse2011 believe that writing is neither a talent nor the result of hard work. Writing, by his definition, can be achieved by anyone with a writing apparatus and a basic command of the English language.
As a consequence, Milhouse2011's life up to this point has been a domino chain of epic failures, bitter disappointments and embarrassing defeats in various endeavors to forge a life of success.

After 32 years of broken dreams and the having the term “Village Idiot” permanent etched onto his reputation, Milhouse2011 came to the conclusion that God was making his life one disaster after another until he finally cracked and became either a writer or a priest.
After careful consideration, Milhouse2011 decided that writing was the lesser of two evils as the priesthood meant no longer getting laid and a paycheck less than a 15 year old would earn at McDonalds.

The concept of writing for pleasure is a concept that bewilders Milhouse2011. Unlike 99% of writers, it's when Milhouse2011 finds himself in a dark place emotionally that writing becomes as simple as drinking beer. Any other time, he sits at his computer or writing pad PRAYING for something that looks like a comprehensible sentence to materialize before he pokes his eyes out with a blunt pencil.

If Milhouse2011 was to gain anything from being an unwilling writer, it's the fact that he can vent his spleen on anything he feels like writing about and not care about the consequences of his literary actions.

[ImogenRose]

Hello and welcome to MR!

Imogen