08-08-2014, 04:33 PM | #2566 |
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*passes Guinness to poohbear*
Here you go. You made an excellent patient! |
08-08-2014, 04:53 PM | #2567 | |
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*Solitaire1 unleashes his newest invention, the Guinness Converter! He activates it and all of the Guinness in the thread is converted into healthy apple juice.* We have to save PoohBear. I doubt that massively pickled chicken would be very tasty. |
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08-08-2014, 05:03 PM | #2568 | |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flora_a...cworld#Scumble http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Scumble "It's made from apples. Well, mostly apples." Yes, very healthy indeed. Scumble in Lancre has earned the populace of the area a reputation for having "Four brain cells, huddling together for warmth". Nanny Ogg's particular recipe is known as "suicider." "Apples", hmph. |
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08-08-2014, 05:38 PM | #2569 |
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Hmmmm .... what's this strange brew inside my Guinness bottle? And why are my brain cells whimpering in fear?
*sip* *glug* SPLAT! Oh! That's why ...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
08-09-2014, 12:14 PM | #2570 |
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I wonder if scumble is added to a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to make it an even more mind-numbing drink, taking it from mind numbing to mind destroying.
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08-09-2014, 07:47 PM | #2571 |
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08-10-2014, 12:40 AM | #2572 | |
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In other words, it IS that bad! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...ter/Literature |
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08-10-2014, 11:15 AM | #2573 |
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I discovered something you should be aware of. When I was setting the Guinness converter, I accidentally set it to convert Guinness into applejack, not apple juice. According to my Wikipedia check, when it comes to alcohol content it's at least four times stronger than Guinness. Your brain cells were wise to be afraid...they should be very afraid.
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08-10-2014, 11:40 AM | #2576 | |
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09-16-2014, 08:37 PM | #2577 |
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The following is REAL: Fried Chicken is good.
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09-16-2014, 08:48 PM | #2578 |
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Fried chicken is painful!
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Only if you are one
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09-16-2014, 11:48 PM | #2580 |
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It's not the frying that's painful it's the prior neck wringing.
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