Silliness Wanted: New Karma Fortunes - Page 3

desertgrandma · 10-02-2010, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nohmi2

Ever heard of Chrismukkah?

It's the best of both worlds.

Cheers

No.........NO!!

Its FESTIVUS!! HAPPY FESTIVUS!

recluse · 10-02-2010, 10:22 PM

'Tis the season for us to Fester,
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
We got mittens from Auntie Hester,
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Festivus is now before us
Let's all drink the spiked Lavoris
So join in upon the chorus
Cause it annoys Uncle Boris
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

SneakySnake · 10-02-2010, 10:26 PM

history of festivus

jes1 · 10-03-2010, 01:44 AM

X read an ebook on top of Mt. Everest
X sings Festivus songs in his/her sleep
X wants whirled peas
X is

Sweetpea · 10-03-2010, 03:37 AM

'x' has found the last page of the internet
'x' has read every single book ever written

omk3 · 10-03-2010, 09:13 AM

X can remove DRM with the power of the mind
X only eats fish and chips wrapped in e-papers
X is not afraid to say "duck!"

Wetdogeared · 10-03-2010, 10:51 AM

X knows the meaning of the word "thouaque".

happy_terd · 10-03-2010, 11:11 AM

POOH!!!

You should copy and paste all of these into the first posts so we don't have to read through the entire thing.

LCF · 10-04-2010, 05:37 AM

X ate all of his/her KFCs!

Pooh, just to clarify - KFC stands for Karma Fortune Cookie

omk3 · 10-04-2010, 06:57 AM

X has already won the next MR contest
X has reviewed every self-published book out there
X remembers the good old days

kennyc · 10-04-2010, 06:59 AM

Well now that I've read them all, I don't want them.

poohbear_nc · 10-04-2010, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Well now that I've read them all, I don't want them.

Yes - but you may earn them! (scary huh?)

dsvick · 10-04-2010, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

X actually read The Four-Word-Posts Story.

X actually understood the Four-Word-Posts Story.

X has all the smiley codes memorized.
X controls his eReader with his/her mind.

Sweetpea · 10-04-2010, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Yes - but you may earn them! (scary huh?)

But he's getting tired of karma fortunes by now...

poohbear_nc · 10-04-2010, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

But he's getting tired of karma fortunes by now...

If he's tired of them now - just wait until this thread really fills up! He'll be overdosing on them!

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10-02-2010, 10:22 PM	#32
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	'Tis the season for us to Fester, Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We got mittens from Auntie Hester, Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Festivus is now before us Let's all drink the spiked Lavoris So join in upon the chorus Cause it annoys Uncle Boris Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

10-02-2010, 10:26 PM	#33
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	history of festivus

10-03-2010, 01:44 AM	#34
jes1 Zealot Posts: 139 Karma: 698 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Device: Astak EZReader, Dell Axim x50v, iPod Touch, nook	X read an ebook on top of Mt. Everest X sings Festivus songs in his/her sleep X wants whirled peas X is

10-03-2010, 03:37 AM	#35
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	'x' has found the last page of the internet 'x' has read every single book ever written

10-03-2010, 09:13 AM	#36
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	X can remove DRM with the power of the mind X only eats fish and chips wrapped in e-papers X is not afraid to say "duck!"

10-03-2010, 10:51 AM	#37
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,776 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lobster Capital Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	X knows the meaning of the word "thouaque".

10-03-2010, 11:11 AM	#38
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	POOH!!! You should copy and paste all of these into the first posts so we don't have to read through the entire thing.

10-04-2010, 05:37 AM	#39
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	X ate all of his/her KFCs! Pooh, just to clarify - KFC stands for Karma Fortune Cookie

10-04-2010, 06:57 AM	#40
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	X has already won the next MR contest X has reviewed every self-published book out there X remembers the good old days

10-04-2010, 06:59 AM	#41
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,872 Karma: 118716293 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	Well now that I've read them all, I don't want them.