Hank Fox blog: Things I've Learned in Life

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Some Things I’ve Learned in Life
October 4, 2011 at 1:20 am Hank Fox

Life’s not meant to be fair. But humans are.

Inside every one of us is a 12-year-old who deserves a cookie and a hug.

Nobody gets enough hugs.

Someday you’re going to be dead. Might as well make the best of the situation while you wait.

After you lose half your hair, the pressure’s off.

The burger you get at the counter has no resemblance to the burger on the poster.

It they tell you it’s “for your own good” or “to serve you better” … it isn’t.

It’s okay to be wrong.

Everything mouse-sized and bigger has feelings.

The death of a loved one makes everything else small change.

Some people just shouldn’t grow beards. Not all of them are women.

Human mating behavior is actually very funny. But it’s probably a mistake to laugh out loud the first time you see somebody naked.

You’re never too old to have an adventure.

There are some truly freaky people in Wal-Mart late at night.



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