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Old 05-08-2008, 10:44 AM   #271
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Q. Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?

A. Because they have large fingers.
Or for our Jeopardy viewers:
A. Because they have large fingers.

Q. Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:46 AM   #272
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Or for our Jeopardy viewers:
A. Because they have large fingers.

Q. Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?
A. Because they need somewhere to store their straws .

Q. How many gorillas are there in Oz land ?
Q2. Why is montsnmags dressed up in a guerilla costume ?
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:47 AM   #273
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I can think of many more correct answers to that question, if that's how you want to play it. But I can't post them in mixed company.
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:42 PM   #274
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And what are large fingers a sign of ?
Big gloves.
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:43 PM   #275
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Big gloves.
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:04 PM   #276
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Party ?

Sorry , is there a party ?

You must be confusing me with my alter-ego in the parallel universe number 9 - CGeoff ..

So sorry Mr Guerilla ..
Okay. I'll only say this once more unless I need to say it again later.

You are invited.

Your presence is required.

This "invite" has been sent down every pants leg of the trousers of time and personally directed at every version of you, including the one with the uncountable appendages and exoskeleton (God of Gods, OmegaGeoffC, Lord of the Beach, Bringer of the Claws of Mortality, Tastes Good With Garlic Butter).

My Estate is large and patched through to every pants leg. There is more cutlery on my dinner table (OmegaGeoffC has requested that the crab-fork be absent) than there are atoms in several universes.

YOU WILL BE THERE! (in fact, since it will be occurring in the past, I can assure you that you were there).

So, everyone, enough with the "I'm not sure I want to go to this party". You are. You were. Now shut-up and enjoy.

[mumbles "Godsdamn them I slave over a hot stove for several months trying to bring a little jolly darkness into the lives of all these sentient meatbags and this is the kind of thanks I get sometimes I think it's just not worth the bother and I should just stop pumping Cthulhu full of Long Island Iced Ennui and let him have at them all ungrateful bastards mumblegrumble..."]

Cheers,
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:51 PM   #277
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Q2. Why is montsnmags dressed up in a guerilla costume ?
Guerilla? Costume?

Etymologically speaking, make pastry; not war.

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Old 05-08-2008, 09:50 PM   #278
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Okay. I'll only say this once more unless I need to say it again later.

You are invited.

Your presence is required.

This "invite" has been sent down every pants leg of the trousers of time and personally directed at every version of you, including the one with the uncountable appendages and exoskeleton (God of Gods, OmegaGeoffC, Lord of the Beach, Bringer of the Claws of Mortality, Tastes Good With Garlic Butter).

My Estate is large and patched through to every pants leg. There is more cutlery on my dinner table (OmegaGeoffC has requested that the crab-fork be absent) than there are atoms in several universes.

YOU WILL BE THERE! (in fact, since it will be occurring in the past, I can assure you that you were there).

So, everyone, enough with the "I'm not sure I want to go to this party". You are. You were. Now shut-up and enjoy.

[mumbles "Godsdamn them I slave over a hot stove for several months trying to bring a little jolly darkness into the lives of all these sentient meatbags and this is the kind of thanks I get sometimes I think it's just not worth the bother and I should just stop pumping Cthulhu full of Long Island Iced Ennui and let him have at them all ungrateful bastards mumblegrumble..."]

Cheers,
Marc
Or as we said long ago, "Be there or be square."
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:50 PM   #279
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vr gave me karma today and made my karma fortune change to
"zelda pinwheel really knows where her towel is."

the towel fortune was admittedly a tiny bit funnier in relation to PlanetHead's avatar, however this does not lessen my delight at such a brilliant manifestation of accidentally synchronous silliness. so in case you were wondering at all, i'll be keeping my current avatar at least until my karma fortune changes again, because i just couldn't bear to mess that up.
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:52 PM   #280
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pssst! That's not the road to karma, my dear.
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:54 PM   #281
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no no, you misunderstand my intentions : i just wanted to make sure no-one missed out on this hilarious, hilarious conjunction.
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:59 PM   #282
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YOU WILL BE THERE! (in fact, since it will be occurring in the past, I can assure you that you were there).

Cheers,
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At what past date are you planning to hold this shindig? I'll have to check my calendar to make sure I wasn't somewhere else....
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:02 PM   #283
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vr gave me karma today and made my karma fortune change to
"zelda pinwheel really knows where her towel is."

the towel fortune was admittedly a tiny bit funnier in relation to PlanetHead's avatar, however this does not lessen my delight at such a brilliant manifestation of accidentally synchronous silliness. so in case you were wondering at all, i'll be keeping my current avatar at least until my karma fortune changes again, because i just couldn't bear to mess that up.
You missed His or her towel is. It's a guy thing where one is useless in house chores.
I had the same karma fortune tag and failed at keeping it. Guess I wasn't worthy. Did I misplace one?
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:32 PM   #284
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You missed His or her towel is. It's a guy thing where one is useless in house chores.
I had the same karma fortune tag and failed at keeping it. Guess I wasn't worthy. Did I misplace one?
Sorry, sorry. I gave karma to both of you and flipped the towel thing from Yvan to Zelda. Towel things happen.
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Old 05-09-2008, 07:38 PM   #285
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You missed His or her towel is. It's a guy thing where one is useless in house chores.
I had the same karma fortune tag and failed at keeping it. Guess I wasn't worthy. Did I misplace one?
I will speak to Alex and NatCh and see if we can generate some negative karma for you to return your memory to its prior state where it did know where your towel was. (Although it is not the policy of this forum to issue negative karma, perhaps in your case they will make an exception.)
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