09-04-2013, 10:23 PM | #7006 |
Bah, humbug!
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From an ancient Dennis the Menace cartoon those last comments jarred loose from my memory:
Dennis to a hot dog vendor: "I want everything on my hot dog...including a hamburger!" |
09-05-2013, 10:24 AM | #7007 | |
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Back when I was in Nocent, I was looking for good nice girls, but that's was boring. In my thirties I was in Terested, and I was looking for a rich wife... No luck, though... After a while, I've been in Genious: I had my best pick up lines, there... Now I'm in Telligent: I just go after big boobs, and I'm happy! |
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09-05-2013, 05:37 PM | #7008 |
Is that a sandwich?
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09-06-2013, 07:38 PM | #7009 |
Is that a sandwich?
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09-07-2013, 07:24 PM | #7010 |
Is that a sandwich?
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09-07-2013, 08:39 PM | #7011 |
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09-07-2013, 08:55 PM | #7012 |
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09-07-2013, 10:16 PM | #7013 |
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09-07-2013, 11:22 PM | #7014 |
Bah, humbug!
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I do hope Tapatalk uploads this as an attachment.
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09-09-2013, 03:22 AM | #7015 |
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The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread... In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominater !! Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one"!! Well readers, I can't tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey. Stitchawl |
09-09-2013, 06:53 AM | #7016 |
Reborn Paper User
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What a horror story! Please don't do that again, I'm nearing that period of life and this story definitely robs my appetite to go on... Yuck!
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09-09-2013, 07:45 AM | #7017 |
Close to the Edit!
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Ortographobia - the fear of spellign mistakes.
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09-09-2013, 08:38 AM | #7018 |
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09-09-2013, 01:13 PM | #7019 |
Is that a sandwich?
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09-09-2013, 04:30 PM | #7020 |
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