12-02-2013, 12:39 PM | #1891 |
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Right this way boys! Put it down there!
*SPLAT* Oops! It seems the delivery squad put my new entertainment center down on the chameleonic floor space occupied by the now-flat formerly cute lizard. Anyone got some paper towels and a trash bag? |
12-02-2013, 12:57 PM | #1892 |
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No but I do have a clear plastic bag and a container to hold it in....
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12-02-2013, 01:34 PM | #1893 |
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12-02-2013, 02:57 PM | #1894 | |
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*Solitaire1 exits the entertainment center from the back and grabs the remote control. Hiding back under the entertainment center, he uses the remote to turn on the CD player, puts in a CD of "Tiny Tim's Greatest Hits" and sets it to repeat. He puts on a video of Snugglebunny singing and sets it to play, filling the room with such cuteness. He leaves for a safer environment.* Enjoy the music! |
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12-02-2013, 03:28 PM | #1895 |
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*the ACME entertainment center promptly explodes*
Fortunately, the chicken was at work ... no fowls were injured. |
12-02-2013, 06:38 PM | #1896 |
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Hmmm ... the ACME entertainment center has begun to re-assemble itself ... not sure what it's forming .... but it's sure to surprise a certain rambunctious reptile ...
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12-04-2013, 04:23 PM | #1897 |
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*In a distant part of the thread Solitaire1 mulls over his options. Slowly, he smiles as an idea comes to him.*
(Spoken in a narrator voice ala "Rocky And Bullwinkle") What will Solitaire1 come up with? How will the chickens deal with it? Will the chickens escape? Will they want to escape? See his next exciting post named: A Silent Capture
or Wow! I Didn't Hear That Coming! |
12-04-2013, 05:41 PM | #1898 |
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What? Did you say something? Speak up? I can't hear you!
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12-05-2013, 12:23 PM | #1899 |
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*Solitaire1 is in his headquarters. Surrounding him are his new minions, a new type and the most effective ones in the world. The minions are all dressed in black with white makeup and a black beret. They are mime minions! Solitaire1 steps on a platform and addresses his minions.*
My minions, it is time! With my new inventions, you will be the most effective minions in the world! Show me what you can do! *A mime minion approaches a large boulder. He sizes it up and steps back. He mimes holding a sledge hammer and uses the "sledge hammer" to smash the bolder to dust!* *Two mime minions mime being trapped in a box. A third minion mimes a gun and "fires" at the "box." The "bullet" bounces off of the "box."* Excellent! Now I have the means to capture any chicken! |
12-05-2013, 01:27 PM | #1900 |
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12-05-2013, 07:15 PM | #1901 |
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12-06-2013, 12:40 PM | #1902 |
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12-06-2013, 03:49 PM | #1903 |
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*chicken falls onto the floor laughing at cute minions*
Awwwww ..... you'd expect a cute lizard to create too-cute minions ..... not dangerous to anyone .... |
12-07-2013, 03:04 PM | #1904 |
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12-07-2013, 05:21 PM | #1905 |
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*shudder* That's NOT a seasonal sight! *Ewwwwww*
Chicken hangs up a Xmas stocking for the tiny cute lizard and fills it with presents. *There! That should distract the little scaly psychopath .... overwhelm him with kindness* |
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