Silliness Chicken - Page 207

eschwartz · 09-12-2015, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

Well the closest thing we have to "force fields" in the laboratories right now is magnetically guided plasma. And plasma is hot by its very nature.

I'm sorry, did some wannabe Mad Scientist just say something?

Solitaire1, do you have something to do with this?

Solitaire1 · 09-13-2015, 11:17 AM

Not me. Based on the comments here it seems that a force field that repels and also fries is not possible. The solution: two fields. The first field repels, and for those who manage to get through the first field...well the second field will deal with them. Thus the problem of accidental frying is solved.

eschwartz · 09-13-2015, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Not me. Based on the comments here it seems that a force field that repels and also fries is not possible. The solution: two fields. The first field repels, and for those who manage to get through the first field...well the second field will deal with them. Thus the problem of accidental frying is solved.

Most interesting. It seems a rather delicate contraption, you will have to isolate the two to prevent interference, which may leave gaps not covered by form of anti-intrusion precautions.

I'm sure you know by now those are some very tricky chickens.

Also, I am pretty sure I saw AprilHare buying some form of protective clothing this morning, at Titanium Haute Enterprises Mfg. (T.H.E.M.)

AprilHare · 09-17-2015, 08:12 AM

Protective clothing is just the beginning of our formidable plans..

AprilHare · 09-28-2015, 05:52 AM

Given up? How typical. Back to what I do best: eating seed.
All your talk and no chicken on the table! How can you show your faces in public?

Solitaire1 · 09-28-2015, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

Given up? How typical. Back to what I do best: eating seed.
All your talk and no chicken on the table! How can you show your faces in public?

Not at all. Just because you've haven't seen the chickens we've had doesn't mean we haven't had them. It is possible that there is a dearth of chickens at the local grocery store.

Dylrob · 09-29-2015, 02:21 AM

We were wondering how long it'd take before he ate those iron-enriched seeds.

*snags Aprilhare with a giant magnet*

crich70 · 09-29-2015, 12:15 PM

And how do you know we haven't replaced natural chickens with robot chickens.

drjd · 10-03-2015, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Not at all. Just because you've haven't seen the chickens we've had doesn't mean we haven't had them. It is possible that there is a dearth of chickens at the local grocery store.

poohbear_nc · 10-03-2015, 04:48 PM

Chicken snuff films?

Solitaire1 · 10-07-2015, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by drjd

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Chicken snuff films?

It's not a snuff film since it is a still image. But it could be the last thing some chickens see.

AprilHare · 10-11-2015, 03:54 AM

Oh dear..

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The Colonel is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures of coldslaw; he leadeth me beside the still gravy.

He restoreth my soul; he leadeth me in the paths of deliciousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for thou art with me; thy biscuit, and thy corn, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; thou anointest my head with vegetable oil; my 64 oz. cup, runneth over.

Surely scrumptiousness and tastiness, shall follow me, all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of Eleven Herbs and Spices, thy K.F.C., forever, and ever.

Amen.

poohbear_nc · 10-11-2015, 09:59 AM

It's the end of the world! The Anti[Chicken]Christ is arisen! Doomed! Doomed! All doomed!

[Those dang Chick Fil-A cows are his disciples!]

AprilHare · 10-14-2015, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

It's the end of the world! The Anti[Chicken]Christ is arisen! Doomed! Doomed! All doomed!

[Those dang Chick Fil-A cows are his disciples!]

Don't be afraid. Unless you've ever eaten a chicken: in that case, be afraid.

Very afraid.

AprilHare · 10-16-2015, 01:21 AM

Your fearful silence tells me all I need to know.
We, the chickens, rule more than the roost now.
Fear us.

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09-13-2015, 11:17 AM	#3092
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,264 Karma: 66698846 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	Not me. Based on the comments here it seems that a force field that repels and also fries is not possible. The solution: two fields. The first field repels, and for those who manage to get through the first field...well the second field will deal with them. Thus the problem of accidental frying is solved.

09-17-2015, 08:12 AM	#3094
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Protective clothing is just the beginning of our formidable plans..

09-28-2015, 05:52 AM	#3095
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Given up? How typical. Back to what I do best: eating seed. All your talk and no chicken on the table! How can you show your faces in public?

09-29-2015, 02:21 AM	#3097
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	We were wondering how long it'd take before he ate those iron-enriched seeds. snags Aprilhare with a giant magnet

09-29-2015, 12:15 PM	#3098
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,305 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	And how do you know we haven't replaced natural chickens with robot chickens.

10-03-2015, 04:48 PM	#3100
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,890 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Chicken snuff films?

10-11-2015, 09:59 AM	#3103
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,890 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	It's the end of the world! The Anti[Chicken]Christ is arisen! Doomed! Doomed! All doomed! [Those dang Chick Fil-A cows are his disciples!]

10-16-2015, 01:21 AM	#3105
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Your fearful silence tells me all I need to know. We, the chickens, rule more than the roost now. Fear us.