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Old 10-08-2012, 03:47 AM   #5446
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If he doesn't succeed, they will put him in place where his outlook towards things will change. Forgiveness is a PowerPoint of our society.
I'm sure he succeeds in escaping. He only need to break a few windows and the escape-route is ready.
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:54 AM   #5447
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I'm sure he succeeds in escaping. He only need to break a few windows and the escape-route is ready.
This project needs money, though, to be performed live...
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Old 10-08-2012, 04:44 AM   #5448
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The problem with prison escapes is the possibility to abort and retry, as well as, like in role playing games: even if someone doesn't succeed he might win XP.
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Old 10-08-2012, 06:07 AM   #5449
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A bank robber shoots the cashier who has seen his face.

"Did anyone else see my face?" he shouts.

One man raises his hand, keeping his eyes fixed firmly on the floor.

"I think my wife caught a glimpse."
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Old 10-08-2012, 06:31 AM   #5450
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:05 AM   #5451
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Maybe he's too ugly to get to hell? We all know that the bible is about loving each other, regardless of looks and other superficial qualities, and that God loves us all, but it doesn't say anything about the preferences of Satan
...other than we be his...
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:23 AM   #5452
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:46 AM   #5453
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Old 10-08-2012, 05:56 PM   #5454
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:56 PM   #5455
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Shouldn't that be "Happy Thanksgiving, eh!"


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Old 10-08-2012, 08:46 PM   #5456
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Shouldn't that be "Happy Thanksgiving, eh!"


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Old 10-08-2012, 09:56 PM   #5457
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:53 PM   #5458
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:33 AM   #5459
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:00 AM   #5460
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