03-22-2010, 11:37 AM | #16 |
Maratus speciosus butt
Posts: 3,292
Karma: 1162698
Join Date: Sep 2009
Device: PRS-350
|
What baffles me is that-- even though he seems to be from somewhere where English isn't the first language, surely that place has products, and money, and people who want to know what the products are before they give their money? I imagine store shelves filled with cans and boxes labeled only "Food!" and bottles labled only "Drink!", roads with vehicles branded only "Car!", movie listings that say only "give us 10 bucks to watch our movie, that's marketing, baby!" What part of the world do people buy products with no description, to the point that he is morally outraged to be asked for one?
It gave me an idea, though-- I should try an experiment in truth in advertising-- I should write something and put it on Amazon (or some other site that sells ebooks) and call it Give Me 3 Bucks, Moron! with no further info and see how many people decide that they have to see what that is... Edited to add-- I just figured it out, he must work for Apple! Last edited by ardeegee; 03-22-2010 at 11:41 AM. |
03-22-2010, 11:46 AM | #17 | |
Orisa
Posts: 1,999
Karma: 1035571
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Ireland
Device: Onyx Poke 5
|
Quote:
|
|
Advert | |
|
03-22-2010, 01:33 PM | #18 | |
Maratus speciosus butt
Posts: 3,292
Karma: 1162698
Join Date: Sep 2009
Device: PRS-350
|
Quote:
|
|
03-22-2010, 01:52 PM | #19 | |
The Dank Side of the Moon
Posts: 35,872
Karma: 118716293
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Denver, CO
Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire
|
Quote:
HA!! . |
|
03-22-2010, 02:54 PM | #20 | |||
Bah, humbug!
Posts: 39,073
Karma: 157049943
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
|
|||
Advert | |
|
03-22-2010, 03:46 PM | #21 | |
Grand Sorcerer
Posts: 5,185
Karma: 25133758
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area, California, USA
Device: Pocketbook Touch HD3 (Past: Kobo Mini, PEZ, PRS-505, Clié)
|
Quote:
And, um, wow. I'm used to encounters with not-native-English-speakers, but normally they can manage basic capitalization and punctuation rules. And throwing insults at a public forum--one that's google-indexed--where you're advertising your wares... that's a *new* marketing tactic. Maybe his book is some kind of tax writeoff, where he's claiming a certain amount of capital is tied up in creating it, and he *really* doesn't want it to sell? |
|
03-22-2010, 04:12 PM | #22 | ||
Maratus speciosus butt
Posts: 3,292
Karma: 1162698
Join Date: Sep 2009
Device: PRS-350
|
Quote:
Quote:
|
||
03-22-2010, 04:12 PM | #23 |
Wizard
Posts: 3,490
Karma: 5239563
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Denmark
Device: Kindle 3|iPad air|iPhone 4S
|
Thank you all, gentlemen - and lady - for the great entertainment you provided me with your answers in this thread. When I saw the first post yesterday I almost reported it as spam. Now I'm very happy I didn't Do keep up the good work!
Last edited by Ea; 03-22-2010 at 07:31 PM. |
03-22-2010, 04:34 PM | #24 | |
Guru
Posts: 663
Karma: 84658
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Minnesota, USA
Device: PB360+, Sony950, VR Stream, iPod Touch, iPad
|
Quote:
|
|
03-22-2010, 06:58 PM | #25 |
Addict
Posts: 357
Karma: 550002
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Colorado
Device: Sony PRS 700 & 650
|
I tried wearing homophones while playing the homonyms but it didn't work I couldn't hear a thing.
|
03-23-2010, 04:07 AM | #26 |
Junior Member
Posts: 3
Karma: 10
Join Date: Mar 2010
Device: none
|
First of all WAW just WAW ….wait Waaaw. Uhhhhhhh
Reader discretion is advised : I thought my membership will be blocked because of this thread ! but anyways now I have sometime to spare replying to you all . so without further ass-u-me ption .English is not my native language + I’m just an employee + this book is around 25 pages !! and sorry in advance if u felt insulted ! I didn’t realize some of you such Drama queens !! Anyways nerdy no hard feelings because there is no entertainment without insulting your intelligence ! and I will keep confusing you all about my nonsense replies and waiting for your pathetic assumptions for fun ! I have just realized how people felt by keyboards assaults ! I think so far this thread brought some entertainment to your boring chats !!!! oohh didn’t I insult anybody !! then good . |
03-23-2010, 06:23 AM | #27 |
The Dank Side of the Moon
Posts: 35,872
Karma: 118716293
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Denver, CO
Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire
|
Hey gramps I know the way and the light -- paypal me $10 and I'll fill ya in.
oh and it's way less than 25 pages and in English. |
03-23-2010, 07:14 AM | #28 |
Maratus speciosus butt
Posts: 3,292
Karma: 1162698
Join Date: Sep 2009
Device: PRS-350
|
|
03-23-2010, 11:45 AM | #29 |
Enthusiast
Posts: 48
Karma: 239
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Belgium
Device: Kindle DX
|
You guys don't want to admit that your life suck! Spending your lives reading books, joining interesting conversations with strangers on internet, about moral values, ethics, concepts about right and wrong, having fun now and then... What's wrong with you people?
Gramps, I'm sure your book has about all the right ingredients (money, life, work) to be a almost masterpiece. Can you add a page or two about sex, so it's complete and covers everything humankind wanted to know for so many generations? To everybody else: By reading this forum post I've just written you agree to send me 10 euro now! This is not a joke, me you life suck! Don't make me put this message on Amazon and charge you more! Thank you. Please? |
03-23-2010, 01:50 PM | #30 | |
Bah, humbug!
Posts: 39,073
Karma: 157049943
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.
|
Quote:
|
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Recent purchasers: How's your battery life? | corona | Kobo Reader | 15 | 05-23-2010 04:03 PM |
how's the kindle for diplaying pdf's | mrmojo | Amazon Kindle | 2 | 05-04-2010 09:59 AM |
How's your ultrasonic hearing? | daffy4u | Lounge | 27 | 07-13-2009 04:37 PM |
PRS-500 Manga2lrf, how's this quality? | athlonkmf | Sony Reader Dev Corner | 8 | 07-07-2007 02:39 PM |