02-11-2011, 10:53 AM
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To all struggling with their Ph.D.
Caught in a bad project Why why why oh why do I waste my time? Why why why oh why? Hate this bad project In my rotation, you said guaranteed, one year = first author, is all I would need But you just lied, lied lied lied, but you just lied You were defending one foot out the door I got your project and its problems galore I hate my life, life life life, I hate my life You know that i want you and you know that i need you I got a bad, bad project I want good data, a paper in cell, but i got a project straight from hell I wanna graduate in less than 5 years, but there ain't no getting out of here Oh oh oh caught in a bad project Why why why oh why do I waste my time? Why why why oh why? Got a bad project Your tubes aren't labeled, your lab book's a mess, and all this gives me such incredible stress. What is that smell? Cells cells cells just lost brain cells. I got your psycho, your crazy ass mice, can't read your protocol, it's written in Thai! What's in this box? What what what what's in this box? You know that i want you and you know that i need you I got a bad, bad project I want good data, a paper in cell, but i got a project straight from hell I wanna graduate in less than 5 years, but there ain't no getting out of here Oh oh oh caught in a bad project Why why why oh why do I waste my time? Why why why oh why? Got a bad project Why why why oh why did choose this life? Why why why oh why? hate this bad project Blot blot western baby, figure 1 will be amazing Blot blot western baby, transfer - this exposure's hazy Blot blot western baby, got no bands this shit is crazy Blot blot western baby, work it blot that bitch crazy I want a job and I wanna be free I want a job but I ain't got no degree But I got no degree, I don't wanna be poor Got your bad project, got your bad project! Committee's angry and my PI is bored She don't want to fund me anymore I wanna give up and I want outa here Gonna find an alternate career Got your bad project Why why why oh why? Want my mice to die and i want to cry Hate this bad project. Inscription on the box: 骗人=lying 实验不给力= ungeliable experiment 没前途= no future 老娘要毕业=oh my old lady, I wanna graduate text taken from: http://glainatz.blogspot.com/ Inscription written from borgmanne on: http://atomic811.com/2011/01/27/zhen...y-gaga-parody/ Last edited by LCF; 02-11-2011 at 12:35 PM. |
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02-11-2011, 06:27 PM
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 Excellent. But it's a little depressing so I prefer this one - (Gonna hide a QR code in my thesis - don't tell anyone  ).
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02-11-2011, 08:02 PM
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 But the first one is soooo very true, it's just scary.
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