10-08-2012, 03:47 AM | #5446 |
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10-08-2012, 03:54 AM | #5447 |
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10-08-2012, 04:44 AM | #5448 |
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The problem with prison escapes is the possibility to abort and retry, as well as, like in role playing games: even if someone doesn't succeed he might win XP.
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10-08-2012, 06:07 AM | #5449 |
Close to the Edit!
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A bank robber shoots the cashier who has seen his face.
"Did anyone else see my face?" he shouts. One man raises his hand, keeping his eyes fixed firmly on the floor. "I think my wife caught a glimpse." |
10-08-2012, 06:31 AM | #5450 |
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10-08-2012, 10:05 AM | #5451 |
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10-08-2012, 10:23 AM | #5452 |
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Happy Thanksgiving to the Canadians!
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10-08-2012, 10:46 AM | #5453 |
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Thanks issybird. Much appreciated.
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10-08-2012, 05:56 PM | #5454 |
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10-08-2012, 07:56 PM | #5455 |
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Shouldn't that be "Happy Thanksgiving, eh!"
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10-08-2012, 08:46 PM | #5456 |
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Best I could do for you:
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10-08-2012, 09:56 PM | #5457 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines!
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10-08-2012, 10:53 PM | #5458 |
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10-09-2012, 03:33 AM | #5459 |
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If your 'significant other' (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.) ever asks,
"If I were to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in? Never give two names. Stitchawl |
10-09-2012, 10:00 AM | #5460 |
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Or don't say: "you don't buy shoes without trying them on do you?"
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