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Old 11-09-2010, 11:28 PM   #1
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Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!
A naked, 'shroomed burglar goes all Richard Gere on a mouse!

http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624

(And I'm not posting this merely out of the pride of having this winner living only one county away from me.)
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Old 11-09-2010, 11:52 PM   #2
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:19 AM   #3
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When I read this, I internally read "indecent" report, rather than "incident" report.
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SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a .... and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.
You will need to read the article to find out what "..." refers to.
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Old 11-10-2010, 01:28 AM   #4
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energizer bunny my ass!!! it was a mouse all along!!!
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Old 11-10-2010, 03:47 AM   #5
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:06 AM   #6
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Are we to assume (geddit?) that the mouse got there of its own free will? If not I want to know why there are no animal cruelty charges.
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:51 AM   #7
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I find it particularly amusing that nowhere in the article does it mention that they actually removed the mouse

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energizer bunny my ass!!!
ahh, KK, perhaps you'd like to rephrase that, after all that guy went nuts with just a mouse and you're talking about a rabbit now

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Are we to assume (geddit?) that the mouse got there of its own free will? If not I want to know why there are no animal cruelty charges.
Maybe he sat on it?
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:48 AM   #8
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Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!

Does anyone have the joke that fits the punchline above? I've been looking for the sucker for years with no luck...
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:51 AM   #9
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ahh, KK, perhaps you'd like to rephrase that, after all that guy went nuts with just a mouse and you're talking about a rabbit now
I thought that she was making a request?
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:42 PM   #10
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I thought that she was making a request?
ohhhh, you are so gonna get it when she reads that....

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Old 11-10-2010, 01:02 PM   #11
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Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!

Does anyone have the joke that fits the punchline above? I've been looking for the sucker for years with no luck...
I'm not sure there is one. It was a line used in various movies to suggest a joke that some newcomer to the scene (or the audience just being presented with the scene) had missed the setup, and arrived just in time to hear the punchline. I suspect a comic might have pulled the same gag on an audience member returning from the bathroom, the show being subsequently aired on TV, but I can't cite the comic.

For some reason, Michael Keaton sticks in my mind as having delivered this line somewhere...
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Old 11-10-2010, 01:26 PM   #13
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I'm not sure there is one. It was a line used in various movies to suggest a joke that some newcomer to the scene (or the audience just being presented with the scene) had missed the setup, and arrived just in time to hear the punchline. I suspect a comic might have pulled the same gag on an audience member returning from the bathroom, the show being subsequently aired on TV, but I can't cite the comic.

For some reason, Michael Keaton sticks in my mind as having delivered this line somewhere...
So, it is like 42.

We have the punch line, but not the joke. Sounds like a book to me.
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That's it!?

I expected guns and blood and ardeegee going to the hospital
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I'm confused.
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Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.
When I was a kid we just ate the damned things or occasionally made tea. What kind of equipment is he using to take mushrooms? Dentures? A Tea Pot?

Also as kids, we sure didn't break into anyone's home, we'd usually lay in a field and go, "Whoa!" for six hours.

I think the Seneca Police Department must have confused mushrooms with crack cocaine.
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